More Interesting In Australia

December 10, 2018

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More Interesting In Australia

After a four-year-long legal battle, a Sydney, Australia judge ruled Friday that police can search a Gypsy Joker Motorcycle Club clubhouse in Horsley Park, about 25 miles west of the city, whenever they want without warning and without a warrant.

New South Wales Police argued the clubhouse was a place of “indecent conduct and entertainment of a demoralizing character.”

Police interest in the clubhouse intensified in 2014 after detectives rescued a brown alpaca named Clio from alleged sex slavery. After acting on a tip, police claimed members of the chapter had sexual intercourse with the alpaca in a corral behind the clubhouse. After her rescue, a spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said Clio was in “pretty good condition” and had “no broken bones.”

Fitness Equipment

In her ruling Friday, Justice Julia Loneragan ruled that “the presence of an alpaca on the premises and the uninvestigated rumor regarding sexual activity does not of itself provide reasonable grounds for suspicion that indecent conduct was taking place in relation to that alpaca.”

Police also claimed that the presence of a stripper pole in the clubhouse proved immoral behavior was occurring but Lonergan also dismissed that. She ruled that in modern Sydney, stripper poles are often used “as dance and fitness class equipment for young corporate women interested in core strength and fitness.”

She did agree with the police, however, that “reputed criminals” were likely to attend the “fortified” clubhouse to drink alcoholic beverages that are sold without a license. Who among us, after all, isn’t reputed to be a criminal at least occasionally?

Lonergan ruled that police can enter the clubhouse to search for drugs, alcohol or weapons and they are authorized to seize anything that might be used to store, supply or consume alcohol – like glasses and paper cups.


13 Responses to “More Interesting In Australia”

  1. TX_Biker Says:

    “When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.” Australia gave up their right to keep and bear arms, this tyranny is brought on by their own doing. If they think it will stop with the bikers they have not paid much attention to history.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    @ va. Bob

    Lol, watchout for the bikies with green alpaca wings.

  3. Phuquehed Says:

    And Australia’s justice system is better than, say, Singapore, how?

    If the people don’t get to vote those kinds of cunts for judges out, then they might as well be living in Singapore or any other turd-world nation with only slightly perceived rights.

  4. Mark Says:

    A lawyer, a cop and a bureaucrat are riding on an elevator, who’s the elevator operator?

  5. James W Crawford Says:

    How much you bet that the Judge has a stripper pole in her chambers?

    She isnt up to the standards of Cassie Gotro, but WTF, why not.

  6. Steel Says:

    Adults might be having adult beverages in a private clubhouse. This is one lame ass decision by this judge. Not sure what Aussie law would allow in terms of appeal but this is really an insane decision.

  7. Va. Bob Says:

    That’s rough.I hope the prospects back in 2014 did not have to earn their alpaca wings after the full-patches pulled a train on the alpaca.

  8. Psycho Says:

    It really is funny to see the way law enforcement thinks. “Hmmm… they have an alpaca, someone clearly must be having sex with it.” Sure officer, there’s clearly no better explanation.
    On a more serious note though, this makes me want an alpaca. I could see myself a few drinks in trying to ride it like a trusty steed into battle against the forces of darkness. Clubhouse mascot might be a fun idea.

  9. Hero Says:

    It’s a penal colony. Is much corrupt is any third world Mexico country. What’s to be expected?

  10. Sandmann Says:

    Good April 1st, Rebel!

    Oh wait…

  11. Clio Says:

    #metoo #timesup

  12. Griz's Gal Says:

    Huh…that’s what we’ve been missing in our clubs! An alpaca! Guess we ought not let it get out if we do though, right? Jeez…


  13. jrino Says:

    By all means take the paper cups! Did Cilo testify to the “sexual slavery” and is she in counseling? Really the only thing strange is Les Moonves was only a hang-around

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