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Still Looking For Work

March 27, 2010

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This might be your second in a lifetime opportunity! It turns out that Markus, the gigolo that the Shady Lady Ranch hired to service all those sexually frustrated women out here in the west, just wasn’t man enough. Or possibly Bobbi Davis, madam d’hotel at the Shady Lady, worked out her marketing plan for Markus […]

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You Did Not Get The Job

January 22, 2010

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About two weeks ago, a Nevada bawdy house named the Shady Lady Ranch announced an employment opportunity for a gigolo. Maybe as good an indicator as any of how the economy is doing is that 150 men applied for the job. And, yesterday the brothel announced it had hired one of them. Just one. The […]

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Looking For Work

January 6, 2010

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This may be the moment you have been waiting for, your big break, your once in a lifetime opportunity, your shot at a piece of the American dream. The Shady Lady Ranch in Petticoat Junction, Nevada is looking for a few desperate men. Okay, maybe there is a better word than piece. Actually, the ad […]

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Whores Will Save Vegas

January 24, 2009

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Bad girls. We talking about bad girls. Bad girls are going to save Las Vegas. Perhaps you had not realized that Las Vegas needs to be saved. But, oh yes. Vegas changed man. And, then it all went bad. Real bad. Good Old Days In the good old days, Las Vegas was always showy and […]

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Saturday Night In Ely

September 24, 2008

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After 9/11 every newspaper and magazine in America ran at least one story titled “After 9/11.” The day the Twin Towers came down is now regarded as America’s mile stone zero. There was the way we were and then there is the way we are now. And, this simplification is always most stridently expressed at […]

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The Great Basin Highway

September 21, 2008

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North Las Vegas is your last chance to buy gas. There is a Shell station on Range Road. If you miss that there is a Mobil on Speedway. You climb one of the grades that frame the desert cities. Eight percent, maybe ten, for five or six or eight miles. From the summit you can […]

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