Tag Archives: American Chopper

Attention Recently Unemployed Laffing Devils

April 23, 2013

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It looks like some version of American Chopper, the reality motorcycle soap opera about an unhappy father and son who got rich and famous building ridiculous bikes, may be coming back and the show is hiring. On April 12th, Orange County Choppers’ Facebook page announced: “Orange County Choppers is back at it again! We are […]

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Zombie American Chopper

April 8, 2010

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Abandon all hope. It’s not over until Paul Senior says it’s over. American Chopper is coming back. Two months ago the cable television network TLC announced that the inexplicably popular “biker reality” show was being cancelled because, as inexplicably influential journalist Perez Hilton put it, “Who watches this thing?” TLC issued a statement that read, […]

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American Chopper Mercifully Put Down

February 8, 2010

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Somewhere in the idiot sphere millionaire machinist Paul Teutel Sr. will still rage and spit. Somewhere Paulie the temperamental artist will never stop trying to transform a perfectly rideable motorcycle into a nine foot long, 800 pound butterfly. And, for as long as electromagnetic waves persist in interstellar space, Mikey will always be a moron. […]

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Another Reason To Hate American Chopper

July 16, 2009

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Here is another reason to hate American Chopper, the loathsome reality series in which a family of angry morons and their patient minions build ridiculous, six figure motorcycles for celebrities, millionaires and soulless corporations. Cody Connelly, a kid who first appeared in the pilot for the show when he was 14 and worked for the […]

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Million Dollar Bikes

January 22, 2009

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Choppers are turning to stone. Yeah, yeah. What a strange lead sentence. You could do better. But, wouldn’t you agree that already choppers are hardly supposed to roll. You have probably already been or are planning to go to one of the six bike shows Easyriders is running this month and next, or to the […]

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Orange County Choppers Robbed

November 4, 2008

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Two men suspected of a burglary at the headquarters of Orange County Choppers (OCC) in Newburgh, NY have been arrested. OCC is a custom motorcycle builder founded by Paul Teutul and his son Paul, Jr. in 1999. A television reality show about the company, American Chopper, debuted on the Discovery Channel in 2003. The very […]

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Bikers For Obama

October 28, 2008

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Sometime between now and the election next week you are likely to stumble across the startling phrase, “Bikers For Obama.” All due respect to Obama and Joe Biden, but it is not exactly a phrase that rolls off the tongue. McCain and his running mate, Sarah Palin, have actively tried to ingratiate themselves with the […]

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