Inside The Iron Order

October 2, 2013

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Nobody should be surprised by the Iron Order Motorcycle Club. The Iron Order is what happens after Harley-Davidson spends three decades making a commodity out of something called “the outlaw lifestyle.” Whether the Iron Order is an “homage,” as Sons of Anarchy is said to be an homage, or a parody is a matter of debate.

What should be obvious to even casual observers is that all outlaw motorcycle clubs subscribe to a common code of conduct. Belonging to a three piece patch club is a way of being a man and the code to which all patch holders, prospects, hang arounds and friends are expected to adhere is as rigid as bushido or cop rules.

Most members of what is sometimes called “Saloon Society” agree: Don’t call 911; do not cooperate with police; handle your own business; don’t back down from a fight; and never testify against anyone including your enemies. There are more rules but these few describe a code that is not just peculiar to the motorcycle club world but that was shared by most American men at least as recently as the Great Depression.

Tom Joad, one of literary America’s favorite heroes, killed a man, did time for it and was no lover of cops. In 1804 when the Vice President of the United States, a man named Aaron Burr, had a problem with Alexander Hamilton, George Washington’s former Chief of Staff, the first Secretary of the Treasury and the original Republican, the two men settled it outside the law with a pair of handguns.

Clearly, men who join the Iron Order are not Tom Joad, Aaron Burr or Alexander Hamilton.

The Iron Order Code

After confrontations with alleged members of the Bandidos Motorcycle Club in San Antonio and Fort Worth in the summer of 2011, this is what IOMC President Ray “Izod” Lubesky told the members of his club.

“Never step outside for any reason. Always stay where there are people around and witnesses that can dial 911 if things go bad.”

“We are dealing with criminals. The question came up, ‘I thought we had things worked out with the Bandidos?’ We do communicate and have an understanding with the International officers but criminals cannot control their own. After the last confrontation with them we called the IVP for the Bandidos and he did take action so there has been no problem with that chapter of the Bandidos since, however the fucktards in San Antonio didn’t get the memo. They are criminals and no law or law enforcement agency can stop criminals from committing crime. If they could there wouldn’t be crime.”

“The Bandidos in San Antonio will lose three of their members who will now become guests in the Gray Bar Hotel for a long time and for what? What did they really gain? Not a damn thing. We will continue wearing the Texas state rocker. We will not shut down. We will not change what we do, how we do it, where we go, what we wear or anything else. We will continue on and those three morons will spend the next 10 to 20 years playing bitch to La Eme and Texas Mafia in prison. Our brothers in the Shiprock, New Mexico chapter are all prison guards. They tell us the first thing that happens to 1%ers when they get to prison is they get their asses beat just to let them know they ain’t shit in prison. Most of the time they need to be separated from the population because they are targets. That is the life they will lead while our brothers they assaulted and this great MC continue on enjoying the liberties and freedoms we are entitled to.”

Lubesky advised his members that he expected the Bandidos MC, “will immediately notify LE and the press if this gets into the newspaper that this ‘unfortunate act’ was not sanctioned or approved by the Bandidos Motorcycle Club because they don’t do these things. It was three ex-members acting on their own”. They will say ex-members because they will most likely be thrown out or immediately retired by the Bandidos. They do this to keep from having a Title 18 charge on the club. Then they will contact us whenever they know for sure their members are going to face serious jail time to ask us not to cooperate and not show up for court or sentencing to get the penalty reduced as much as possible. This is exactly what they did the last time we had an issue like this in Houston several years ago. We don’t cooperate with 1%ers when they do shit like this. The Bandidos will avoid us for the coming future. They will not want to get a Title 18 so there won’t be any more confrontations from them, I am 90 percent sure. Of course, like I said earlier, we are dealing with criminals so you all need to be on your guard at all times.”

“We will cooperate with LE and we will prosecute. We will take all steps necessary to protect ourselves and go on down the road.”

How proud the Iron Order members’ sons and women must be of them.

 

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611 Responses to “Inside The Iron Order”

  1. Shovelhead Says:

    New world order?? Hahahaha!

    Maybe you should find a comic book Blog and talk about something you actually know a thing or two about.

    Respect to the real 1%

  2. Eugene Bell Says:

    I have very limited association with any motorcycle club, in fact, other than being friends with one dude in high school before he went into one of the motorcycle clubs, I had a drinking buddy that was in that same club, and that one club helped me when I was broke down *car, I drive a car) and the same club also helped my father on another occasion, same thing, an older man broke down in a dangerous place long before anybody had cell phones. I have no ideal what in the hell any of this one DOMINANT ONE PERCENTER CLUB POLICING THE mc WORLD, hell it seems to me to be policing the whole motorcycle world, everybody having to submit to them as to what colors to put in their patch, I talked to one man in a CHRISTIAN motorcycle club chapter in Califonia that said ” we got permission to wear the red and white,” meaning he sucked up the the Hells Angels and asked, that is bowing his knee to someone other than Jesus, what in the hell is going on? I knoiw for a fact this IRON ORDER is not just a bunch of cops that like to ride, no doubt they were paid to learn to ride so they can take over the MC world and be the dominant motorcycle club of the entire NEW WORLD ORDER and then they will be policing everybody and selling all the products the one percenters are selling now I think all the dominant one percenters now are just like the Iron Order will be soon and it is probably because the one percenters have actually been acting like a bunch of cops themselves.

  3. FLA PH Says:

    Well put Savannah, we don’t recognize IO, their MO is to sucker in real patch holders, no matter the club.

  4. Real Time Says:

    The Iron Order is the perfect Club when you’re not man enough to try out for the Big league Just buy a Hog, ride it on Saturday, get a tattoo or two, a couple of cheap skull rings, order your three piece ready made patch set for $200. Chant MBBM (MY Bike Before Mommy)Turn your garage into a Club House (with your wife’s permission of course) and you’re an instant fantasy world 1%Biker..Just don’t stray off the main road where the real ones ride, that could be dangerous to your health ..

  5. Jay Says:

    I just want to know what bar this is in phx. As another Maine transplant the company would be nice!

  6. Independent Says:

    I guess I’m from someplace some of you ain’t been. I don’t understand this bonding. It’s not like we’re talking about the USMC. You don’t have to be a Shriner but Like Lemmy said: Manners are free. It’s as plain as YOUR face in the mirror. If anything, there should be a brotherhood of riders, not all this gratuitous violence and inconsideration. You’re missing the entire point of getting on a bike. Does anybody get this? It’s counterproductive. Nothing is advanced. What, really, are you gaining? Rebel? What have you got? How about this: Reason. See what I mean? If you’re gonna wear colors Albert Camus’ “The Rebel” ought to be required reading. In other words: Be a mensch: A Human Being. Jesus H. Christ. It ain’t that hard. Or do you want to be a page in the scrapbook of some loafer wearing FBI agent? It’s black and white Man.

  7. Independent Says:

    You don’t have to be a Shriner but like Lemmy said: Manners are free. It’s as plain as YOUR face in the mirror. I guess I’m from someplace you ain’t been, but I don’t understand this bonding. Wake up. It’s not like we’re talking about the USMC. If anything, there should be a brotherhood of riders, not all this gratuitous violence. You’re missing the entire point of getting on a bike. Does anybody get this? It’s counterproductive. Nothing is advanced. What, really, are you gaining? Rebel? What have you got? How about this: Reason. See what I mean? If you’re gonna wear colors Albert Camus’ “The Rebel” ought to be required reading. In other words: Be a mensch: A Human Being. Jesus H. Christ. It ain’t that hard. All this pose gets you is a page in the scrap book of the fucking FBI.

  8. Phuquehed Says:

    Right on, Savannah!! Kick their pansy asses and take names later. You’re right too…you did your boss a favor. He’d eventually lose *MORE* money when a group of those fucktarded pansies started some of their pussy shit and shot people and the place up and the place had to be closed for a long time or worse.

    Hey boss man…listen to your workers! They have more of an ear on what’s happening than you ever think you will!

  9. Bone Head Says:

    Savannah Says:

    “…I would have liked to punch the VP in the vagina…”

    Somehow coming from a waitress (an honorable profession)makes it twice as insulting. I like it!

    Respects to you, young Lady.

  10. Parsifal Says:

    Young Lady, you are 100% in the right. The “Iron Order,” has no class, and they “are,” a bunch of vaginas – or manginas as the case may be? Good for you. – I believe the tiny tip thing is in proportion to their penis size, and you really should stay away from these swine. You have my complete respect. Thank you.

  11. Savannah Says:

    Pissed, I found the IO international website (“we’re in 7 countries and 13 states”) and sent them the following:
    “I am bringing this to you out of respect because I’ve had history with MCs since way before I had tits, came up in the Maine woods and moved around the country put myself through college and paid bills waiting tables and pouring whiskey in biker bars from Seattle to Savannah, been to Sturgis, Daytona Laconia blah blah blah…
    I trust and value MC codes. I’ve been a twice a lover but a 100 times a sister friend and ally. Book smart, street smart, fiercely loyal, sweetheart, discreet, light as a gun on the bitch seat, I have never been mistreated by a member of a MC, never disrespected, not in a clubhouse not in the street and certainly not in any of the fucking bars where I work.
    I’m in Phoenix now. Working at an Irish pub. My boss is cool as fuck and our doors are open to any colors.
    Mostly, your boys come in for beers. Their bikes get their own parking spaces, safe, right by the patio, and we aren’t always perfect, but the girls, myself in particular, went out of our way to show them respect and provide first-class service.
    Now no one wants to see IO patches walk in the door.
    Because the patch is synonymous with ‘You’ve-Gotta-Be-Fucking-Kidding-Me’ Real-Shitty gratuity.
    More often than not, we are, each waitress and bartender, tipped an amount equal to or less than 10% of the bill…Not occasionally, not by a group throwing down short accidentally (we split their tab accordingly) so individually and consistently they stiff us, even thoughtfully, writing in $3.00 on a $36.00 cc slip.
    It’s insulting. It’s disgraceful. It’s unacceptable.
    And it’s so unlike any MC I’ve known, who take care of the bartenders and wait staff, particularly at their locals, because we take care of you.
    Because we survive on tips, because hourly we make shit, and the feds take most of it.
    Because we hear the shit that comes out of your mouths when you’re in the cups.
    But mostly because tipping for services provided is the honorable thing to do.
    I’m sure this is the exception not the rule in your club. I mean no disrespect to your members as a whole if so, but these members, as high ranking as the VP, make us groan and pawn you off on each other when you take up table(s) in our sections.
    The inside joke is that the PHX Chapter IO are 9%ers.
    Get it? …. ‘Cause that’s the average tip …and 1%ers…..it’s funny, aye?
    No?
    Well, I thought so. I started it.
    I’m presently not apologizing for it. Because it’s no joke. Neither is this tiny tip bullshit.
    You all know better. I understand I am being disrespectful to your patch, but being a cheap SOB while wearing it disrespects it too.” -Savannah

    Their response was surprisingly swift. They probably should have buried me in the desert. Instead they went crying to my boss, said they didn’t want me personally to be their server again. My pleasure. Fuck the Iron Order. After further research I think I showed too much respect. I wrote a letter. I would have liked to punch the VP in the vagina.
    My boss was mad he might lose their business. I did him a favor.

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