In a story published Friday, January 4 about possible plot twists in the second season of the biker reality show The Devils Ride, The Aging Rebel stated:
“Finally, next season’s finale is sure to exploit the current legal woes of Robert Joseph “Sandman” Johnston. Sandman, one of the series’ most poplar characters, had a rough week after Christmas. Apparently, on December 27 Johnston wanted to surprise his ex-wife with a belated Christmas gift. After discovering he had lost his key, Sandman let himself in and discovered another man lying on his ex-wife. When he heard her moans he assumed she was being raped so he rushed to her defense and stabbed her assailant three times in the back. The police misunderstood. And then some other stuff happened that the police also misunderstood.
“Sandman is currently staying at the San Diego Central Jail while he raises his $755,000 bail. He is charged with two counts of burglary, receiving stolen property, first degree attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, making a death threat, reckless driving, failure to stop a motorcycle at a stop sign, exceeding a posted speed of 55 miles per hour on a two lane road, failure to stop behind the stop line at a traffic control signal, failure to signal a turn, and ignoring a traffic ticket.”
Twisted
Within hours Melis (photo above), Sandman Johnston’s smoking hot and apparently up for grabs life partner, took to the great people’s forum Twitter to comment on this domestic incident. On her twitter feed Melis replied “pretty creative – late Xmas present. Thought I was being raped. Forgot his key. Hahaha u got the story all twisted dude.”
At the head of her Twitter account Melis describes herself as “I am Melis, the crazy red head on Discovery Channel’s ‘The Devils Ride’, Stay tuned for Season 2!!”
The Devils Ride is the creation of the Santa Monica production company Bischoff-Hervey Entertainment. Show producer Eric Bischoff is the author of the acclaimed memoir Controversy Creates Cash.
The Aging Rebel regrets twisting the story.
January 6th, 2013 at 3:26 pm
I don’t think she understands sarcasm.
Two more corrections, Rebel. Bail is $255K, not $755K. Last name is Johnston – with a t – and not Johnson.
For the curious, you can look it up on the SD Sheriff’s website: http://apps.sdsheriff.net/wij/wij.aspx.
January 6th, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Definitely not worth losing your freedom over.
Beware crazy red head and the stop line at a traffic control signal!
Respect.
January 6th, 2013 at 7:12 pm
Dear anon,
You caught the typo. I’ll fix it. Bail amounts are $500 K for 459 PC. He was arraigned on the third so that may have been reduced or waived. $250 K for 187 (A) and $5 K for reckless driving.
Rebel
January 6th, 2013 at 8:07 pm
first of all you retards need to get your info. correct. your all MIS-INFORMED, the sandman character has been on a road to mayhem ruining and threatening my daughters life / his wife on paper. before you start painting a picture about poor sandman get your facts straight he is right where he belongs now, especially after his reign of terror he has inflicted on my daughter. he’s hooked on meth and needs some serious help. The stabbing wasn’t him protecting his wife it was him stalking his wife breaking down her door after she tried to get far away from him, he attacked an innocent person and stabbed him up in the back!! that says alot tough guy! get your shit straight or your gonna hear from lawyers. and my daughter deserves an apology asshole.
January 7th, 2013 at 4:43 am
isn’t he Robert Johnston?
sucka got what he deserved, needs to stop thinking with his dick and man up, redhead skank aint worth losing your freedom over
January 7th, 2013 at 6:18 am
As I had seen elsewhere something read,” NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, IS TIRED OF HER SHIT “. Wonder why she was an EX?
January 7th, 2013 at 8:53 am
The flappy dildos and the rest of the ‘actors’ in that abortion of a show, have all got to be dumber than Pet Rock’s. Hell, Pet Rock’s laugh at their stupidity and even share the joke with piles of dog shit! The fucking worms in the dog shit laugh at those fucktards too!
January 7th, 2013 at 10:37 am
Dear Bob Ruley,
First, you can have any opinion of this Sandman guy you want. You know him. I don’t.
Second the story is not about your daughter or even, particularly about Bob Johnston. The story is about a television show called The Devils Ride in which both your son-in-law and daughter have appeared as recurring characters.
Third, the incident between your daughter, whoever the guy was…I presume her lover, and Sandman was presented satirically. You are obviously too fucking stoopid to get satire. Personally, I happen to think that presenting the incident as I did was the least intrusive and most compassionate way to describe the event.
Fourth, the reason for writing this story is that the off-camera stuff is the best part of the show and I think discussing what the producers will do with these off camera mishaps and shenanigans is a valid avenue of journalistic inquiry. If it was Jersey Shore, the producers would show it all.
Fifth, in the brief decscription of the alleged assault, I think just about anybody of normal intelligence can read between the lines.
Sixth, your daughter seeks to be a public person. She seeks to associate herself with this show and her Twitter page both describes her as a cast member (Sandman’s wife) and instructs viewers to tune in. Okay, so now everybody has tuned in.
Now print this letter out and take it to your (plural) lawyers and ask them what your chances are of suing me to take down the post. How long before you get a restraining order. What it will cost. What your chances are of proving defamation (describing your daughter as “smoking hot” and “apparently up for grabs” – is she separated or not?) and compelling me to apologize to your daughter the minor celebrity. Ask your lawyers (plural) what they chances are that your suit will be seen as malicious and what you might wind up having to pay me. Okay, Rob?
As I told you by email this morning if your daughter is hurt or if there is an inaccuracy in the story tell me what it is rather than demanding that I call you. The events described in the account I wrote and published of this domestic dispute are that Johnston broke in, found a man lying on your daughter and assaulted the guy. First he was held on $755,000 bail. Then he had a hearing. I understand that his charges were consolidated and his bail was reduced to $255,000. Is any of that inaccurate? If it was an important story I would update the bail reduction. But it isn’t an important story. It is a story about a reality television show. I am reporting the reality behind the show.
I understand you think I’m an asshole. Many people do. Some of them are even dangerous. I personally, think that almost everyone even remotely connected this show is an asshole. Like you.
Fuck off and die,
Rebel
January 7th, 2013 at 10:58 am
Dear Jeff,
Well her father, in one of the comments around here, claims Sandman is a crank fiend. I don’t know that but maybe they started off as Romeo and Juliet and ended up as George and Martha.
Rebel
January 7th, 2013 at 11:15 am
Rebel@references to Shakespeare and Edward Albee,on a scooter -trash blog.Far out.
January 7th, 2013 at 11:38 am
Rebel your comment to this Bob Ruley cat is fuckin priceless, lovin it,,lmao
To Bob Ruley you are an Idiot.much like your ex son inlaw. Does stupidity run in your family ?
Thanks Rebel I neded a good laugh today
Jim
January 7th, 2013 at 11:49 am
@ Bob Ruley
Can I take your daughter on a date? She sounds just a touch less crazy than my ex so in my book that has to be an improvement….
@Rebel
Fuckin funny. Thanks
JMacK
January 7th, 2013 at 11:52 am
LOL…Rebel you gave me my first laugh of the day!
Thanks for that!
Respects
Izzy
January 7th, 2013 at 12:42 pm
Jim666 said-”Does stupidity run in your family?”
Well, stupidity certainly used to run down the crack of his daughters ass.
Stevo
January 7th, 2013 at 12:49 pm
an apology for your daughter? ok, sorry she’s a whore and is willing to put up with all the crazy shit ol’ bobby did to her to get on a show. she is another one, she knew the camera was in her face, she could have chosen to not appear on it, and she could have chosen to stay private. but no, there she is, in front of the camera, and advertising what a celebrity she is on twitter or whatever the fuck website she is whoring on. yeah, sorry indeed.
January 7th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Poor poor Rob,
Finding out your daughter is a media whore must really stomp on your man hood. Well on second thought you more than like think it’s a good thing. Can hear ya now bragging among your friends,,, “YEP, thats my little girl acting like a skank!” Then with misty eyes,, “Oh honey daddy is so proud of you!”
As for a guy “Sandman or any other” going to water over some split tail,,,, enjoy jail pinhead, your right where you belong.
@ Stevo
“Well, stupidity certainly used to run down the crack of his daughters ass”
Good one,,,
Peace,,,,, Base
January 7th, 2013 at 1:22 pm
@Rob, when you call others retards, I advise you correctly punctuate sentences. Otherwise your statements are ironic.
January 7th, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Stevo,
“Well, stupidity certainly used to run down the crack of his daughters ass”
now thats funny
January 7th, 2013 at 2:03 pm
Dear Va. Bob,
Yeah we break boundaries, dissolve the fourth wall, think outside the box and all that shit here. One day I even deconstructed Samuel Beckett (Waiting For Samcro) and everybody was so eager to join in the discussion of existentialism the comments rolled in for weeks.
Rebel
January 7th, 2013 at 2:51 pm
@Rob Ruley: First, if you even are her father, I haven’t read any favourable comments about “Sandman” regarding this issue. The prevailing consensus is that he’s an idiot for getting himself locked over a woman who doesn’t want to play house anymore. Sue who? People want the spotlight and when they find it cast heat, they piss, moan and threaten. Perhaps, you may want to take some of that money you would use to confer with a lawyer, go to a Subway and order the Reality Sandwich.
January 7th, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Good one REBEL, that could be very possible, and highly likely.
January 7th, 2013 at 4:00 pm
If you watched this show, what this guy did shouldn’t be a surprise. Rebel nice comeback…not necessary but well put.
Don’t fuck with the Aging Rebel ya’ll. He will out-school you everytime!
January 7th, 2013 at 4:09 pm
Rebel,
You are priceless, absolutely freakin priceless!
What I find interesting (if I am remembering this correctly) is that at the end of Season 1, didn’t Melis issue Sandman an ulitmatum along the lines off “Quit the LDMC or I’m leaving you” and now she’s promoting Season 2?
January 7th, 2013 at 4:19 pm
Rebel,
I see your learning to make friends with the semi famous entertainment folk sure hope this isn’t a new trend. LMAO The posts on this thead have been a great distraction from the post holidaybullshit.
Keep doing your thing
VFFV LVDV
Viva Los Vagos
January 7th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
Love it….just love it! Great comeback response Rebel (as always)
You make my day.
CTL
January 7th, 2013 at 8:27 pm
Been away for a while, read this thread first upon returning. Glad to see this site still resides comfortably at the intersection of Irony Avenue and Sarcasm Street. This is some funny shit!
Ruley – YOU are the one needing to apologize, retard… Primarily for continuing your gene pool via your daughter.
January 7th, 2013 at 9:18 pm
Damn,I’m looking forward to a rebuttal to Rebel from Dog Droolie,I mean Rob Ruley.About “George and Martha”:not into plays,and shit,but the one line from that I can’t forget is “Let’s play Hump the Hostess.”
January 8th, 2013 at 12:58 am
How does any of this make Melis a whore?
Is she a bad person for promoting the show that she is on in an online biography of her twitter profile?
Im really confused as to how Robert assaulting another person makes her deserving of any sort of negative feedback…
Just Curious.
January 8th, 2013 at 1:48 am
FUCK OFF AND DIE! Rebel you fucker that whole post made me laugh so much. great start to the day. when will these fuckin z-lister learn that no-one give a fuck what they “think”.
and lawyers? LAWYERS? thats how the big bad outlaw’s in-laws sort their problems? Lapping Dildos are a joke
January 8th, 2013 at 5:27 am
http://www.modelmayhem.com/649378
= sick in mouth a little bit
January 8th, 2013 at 6:34 am
She sure does think she’s hot. Must be because she sit in front of a mirror for 8 hours of the day but doesn’t really see herself, just where all the globbed on makeup is going. Not too bright either if her posting at that site is any indication and what her moron daddy posted here. Look at the comments too…most are from ‘supposed’ photographers or other girls on that site, LOL…hardly anything from those of us who just like to look.
January 8th, 2013 at 6:55 am
is that the same twat? shit. this explains plenty. she looks like she would suck a donkey’s dink in front of dear old dad if that donkey had his own show. she is hot and ready to promote what she thinks will be a modeling career.
tell ya what sweetpea, you’re gonna have to suck better dick than some wanna be tough guy on a reality show. you really need to try maybe the producer of that show, might have a better shot at celebrity stardom then. stupid fucking gash.
oh, hey dad, i’m sorry your girl is a cum dumpster. i wouldn’t want you to sue me with your army of lawyers, so i figured i’d leave that apology there for you.
January 8th, 2013 at 9:03 am
Sitting here laffing my ass of, you can’t make up shit this funny, Rebel you are the Man!
January 8th, 2013 at 12:07 pm
The only thing her website is missing is the agency phone number so she could be booked for an outcall when visiting San Diego
Fucking assholes who sold out in this “show” deserve to be roundly fucked by those they insult by appearing on it
Rebel you are a legend
January 8th, 2013 at 12:42 pm
Did it occur to anyone that sandman may not have “gotten locked up” because he was upset at his OL because she didn’t want to play house anymore?,,,maybe he felt disrespected by the new sperm donor and decided to stab that fuker. -Junior
January 8th, 2013 at 1:05 pm
@Junior: I understand the disrespect part; I just can’t comprehend signing my freedom away and incurring several thousands of dollars of debt for a lawyer over a woman or her new chew toy. However, let’s say I did; in the back?
January 9th, 2013 at 5:25 am
My brother just got off paper for doing basically the same thing except his ol lady did not get let off the hook and had been calling him and leaving him come over messeges…Also she was wasted
Hey pops I don’t give two shots about Sandman but if he wanted to hurt her he had the chance. I am not saying he should have. I am just saying some men don’t like other men on top of their ol ladies even if they are “seperated” . EVERY MAN KNOWS THIS…YOU know this….your daughters new boyfriend knew this…riight or wrong doesn’t change it. Sounds like YOU owe your daughter the apology.
The only real way to stay out of drama like this is to pick your ol lady carefully there are plenty of fish in the sea. And if your ol lady is in her 30s and still trying to be a model? It is more trouble than it is worth. Then again I learned long ago to leave those “real” red heads alone.
Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him
he best go run and hide.
Daddy’s got a new Forty-Five.
And I won’t think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho’s throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin’ for his punk ass.
10G
January 9th, 2013 at 8:19 am
@10Guage: I don’t practice Santeria either. When I was younger and less rational I went there. Not as severe, but I felt disrespected and was very fortunate I didn’t end up with a record over a woman was certainly wasn’t worth it. Maybe that’s why I feel the way I do now about this scenario; when I think what it could have cost me. I do feel there are times that I would sacrifice my freedom, but an ex isn’t one of them.
January 9th, 2013 at 5:33 pm
Gosh Rebel,
Funny shit. I didn’t know you were so tuned into this show! Do you watch the Kardashians too? LOL
January 9th, 2013 at 5:42 pm
Dear OC Vago,
With any luck I may have something more to say about this fine reality television product real soon.
Rebel