UPDATED 10/29/12
Are you a biker? Do you think you could play a biker in a movie? Would you like to be in a movie? Would you enjoy wrestling Michelle Rodriguez? What about Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich at the same time? How about now? Want to be in a movie now?
A woman named Francesca de Sola writes that she intends to shoot a 12-minute-long short film this December in Southern California and adds that it will star, “Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich. Both these actresses are friends of mine and have committed to the project and are donating their time.”
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De Sola summarizes the plot as: “Two famous actresses are attending a press junket for their new film in Palm Springs. They are very bored by the Hollywood Machine, and want to break out of the bubble they live in as celebrities, so they go looking for adventure after a long day of press. Interwoven with the story of these two actresses is the story of two members of a 1% club, Bear and Jude. Bear has just gotten out of county jail that very day, he was locked up because he keeps getting too drunk and trying to fight the wrong people; and Jude, the president of Bear’s MC chapter, who is not amused by Bear’s fuck ups and is still pissed at him for the unwanted attention he brought last time he was arrested. The two actresses stop to buy a pack of cigarettes and find themselves at a club house/ biker bar, where they join in on a poker game, and without really knowing it behave drunkenly and outrageously and challenge Bear to fight after he annoys them, the girls do fight him and a bigger fight breaks out for other reasons, and all this ends in both shock and hilarity because of the situation. It is a perfect collision. In no way does it paint 1% Motorcycle clubs in a bad light.”
De Sola adds, “I am looking for a motorcycle club that might want to participate in the project, as to sell this world as authentic, I will need real deal 1% MC members, and am hoping to get some gorgeous shots of a large group of the club members on their bikes going for a ride etc.”
The Obvious
And, just to state the obvious, if you don’t go for this Tommy “Gipsy” Quinn and the Laffing Devils will.
And, the other obvious thing that you should know is that this project is in no way connected to The Aging Rebel, Rebel, Aging Rebel Brand Sexual Aids And Devices, Aging Rebel Adult Film Studios, Rebel Brand Condoms, Rebel’s World Famous Escorts or Rebel’s Casting Services.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This site used to be a lot better before Rebel went all Hollywood and shit. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
You can email Francesca de Sola at …. (On October 29, 2012 Ms. de Sola wrote “I was hoping you could do me a favor and take down the post about my short from your blog. I have gotten an overwhelming number of responses and thought it would be best to put a cap on them. Many Many Thanks.” So the email address has been removed and you missed your chance.)
December 19, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Thanks for the reply Rebel, just hard to think that a bad club like the Mongols M.C. would do this and do it for free. Oh well maybe they are just a bunch of nice guys. Hope they got a 100% vote on this one
December 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Dear TheOne,
To the best of my knowledge, and I know some about that project, nobody is getting paid. Just a chance to work with Michelle Rodriguez. She was very gracious to some club members, posed for some photos, ate some Christmas tamales and smiled at everybody.
Merry Christmas,
Rebel
December 19, 2012 at 10:29 am
So everyone knows the Mongols M.C. are making this movie. Who is getting paid?
December 12, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Dear SPAZ_GURRIERS MC,
To my best knowledge, it is still on.
Rebel
December 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm
I was at the Toy Run on Saturday and had a photo op with Michelle, I was also given a flyer in regards to filming for this Friday in Monrovia. Is this still on?
SPAZ
October 15, 2012 at 12:21 pm
WOW. Number one and two on my list! (produces tiny scrap of old, folded up paper from his wallet).
Hell, I’d settle for just being on set.
Damn.
October 14, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Aren’t these chicks above Tommy “Dipsy” Quinn’s age range?
October 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Guess I had that coming after throwing out a “girl crush!” A movie fight with Milla would be a helluva thing… The others not so much. Maybe I could take over after RVN’s heart gives out.
(Of course I’m kidding RVN! I would want you to enjoy your wrestling match and be ready to come back for more!)
October 14, 2012 at 10:02 am
RVN69 Says:
October 14th, 2012 at 5:45 am
Y’all might be dissapointed wrestling with Michelle Rodriguez, unless your Ol’ladyRider, she is into women.
That`s ok RVN69, Im into women too,,lol, couldnt resist that one
“Never Trade Freedom for security”
Respects Jim666
October 14, 2012 at 5:45 am
Y’all might be dissapointed wrestling with Michelle Rodriguez, unless your Ol’ladyRider, she is into women. Now Milla, I’d oil wrestle her all day, or as long as my heart would hold out.
Honesta Mors Turpi Vita Potior.
October 13, 2012 at 10:06 pm
btb,
The second one wasn’t a quote. That was Rebel making a joke about outlaws for hire in Hollywood. She wants actual 1%ers. Rebel was joking that, when real 1%ers don’t participate, ChoMo and his Laffing Douche former-friends will fill the gap, as long as the camera is rolling (and, presumably, the producers are paying).
October 13, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Rebel says:
“I think the director would really like to get a nice long shot of a big pack.”
Tooj says:
“I got a big pack for her. Give her a nice long shot, too.”
October 13, 2012 at 3:25 pm
“I am looking for a motorcycle club that might want to participate in the project, as to sell this world as authentic, I will need real deal 1% MC members”…
and she goes on to say….
“And, just to state the obvious, if you don’t go for this Tommy “Gipsy” Quinn and the Laffing Devils will.”
Sounds to me like Francesca de Sola is a bit confused about “real deal 1% MC members”
Some people have way too much time on their hands.
October 13, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Too bad I don’t qualify. I have a feeling Milla and I would have a fight wondrous to behold. Yes, not ashamed to say I have a BIG girl crush on the lovely Milla!
October 13, 2012 at 10:41 am
Dear SingSing,
Yes, Michelle Rodriguez is hot. So is Milla Jovovich. So is Francesca de Sola. So I ran this thing. Good luck, dude.
Rebel
October 13, 2012 at 10:12 am
Dear BrianF,
Do what you feel.
Rebel
October 13, 2012 at 10:05 am
Dear AVAGOVFFV,
I wasn’t going to go to a casting call either. Somebody will want to do it. I think the director would really like to get a nice long shot of a big pack. I just wanted to spread the word. Somebody might be up for this.
Rebel
October 13, 2012 at 10:00 am
Dear KK,
Work it out with the director. She, by the way, is hot too.
Rebel
October 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm
The ABZ still around? I went to high school with them crazy ass Wah Chings. Fuckers used to come to school (when they did) wearing all black with flip flops. First time I saw an Uzi was in the trunk of one of their Datsun 510’s.
Shyster
October 12, 2012 at 6:08 pm
KK,
Yeah, Long Bitch. The Asian Boyz apparently started here. Equally not cool was their saying “Southern California” while showing what is very obviously San Francisco’s Chinatown. I used to shop and eat on Grant Street all the time.
YYZ Skinhead
October 12, 2012 at 5:49 pm
YYZ: You in LA? Like the Rebel rubbers idea, lol
KK
October 12, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Something probably less awesome than starring in a movie is catching an ep of Gangland (Asian Boyz, who are a real gang and not a biker club) and seeing a street sign that may be a five-minute walk from where I am sitting. Not cool, Gangland.
YYZ Skinhead
October 12, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Can it be 12 brothers that get a minute each?
KK
October 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm
Rebel,
If you want to pimp real Aging Rebel (TM) Brand Condoms, I’ll print up the labels fer ye and you can see how they sell. I got the idea after clicking on a Google ad. (You can probably print them yourself if you have Quark XPress.)
YYZ Skimhead
October 12, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Uh huh…
I’m sure it would be a great twelve’er. Ummmm thanks but no thanks, I’ll leave it for the douche bags in diego.
VFFV LVDV
Viva Los Vagos
October 12, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Rebel,
Do you know if you have to last the whole 12 minutes? Would 3o seconds suffice?
October 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm
I would crawl across the Mohave desert on my hands and knees just to suck the lug nuts off the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners!
If I didn’t play the part, can I still do the couch audition?
Can I play the part and then get fired before it airs and all footage erased?
Can I watch?
B-)
October 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Do we get to fight nekked?
Ma ma milla!
B-O
October 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm
LOL I wanna drill em both a NEW corkscrew hole!!! Michelle IS hot!!!