Are you a biker? Do you think you could play a biker in a movie? Would you like to be in a movie? Would you enjoy wrestling Michelle Rodriguez? What about Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich at the same time? How about now? Want to be in a movie now?
A woman named Francesca de Sola writes that she intends to shoot a 12-minute-long short film this December in Southern California and adds that it will star, “Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich. Both these actresses are friends of mine and have committed to the project and are donating their time.”
De Sola summarizes the plot as: “Two famous actresses are attending a press junket for their new film in Palm Springs. They are very bored by the Hollywood Machine, and want to break out of the bubble they live in as celebrities, so they go looking for adventure after a long day of press. Interwoven with the story of these two actresses is the story of two members of a 1% club, Bear and Jude. Bear has just gotten out of county jail that very day, he was locked up because he keeps getting too drunk and trying to fight the wrong people; and Jude, the president of Bear’s MC chapter, who is not amused by Bear’s fuck ups and is still pissed at him for the unwanted attention he brought last time he was arrested. The two actresses stop to buy a pack of cigarettes and find themselves at a club house/ biker bar, where they join in on a poker game, and without really knowing it behave drunkenly and outrageously and challenge Bear to fight after he annoys them, the girls do fight him and a bigger fight breaks out for other reasons, and all this ends in both shock and hilarity because of the situation. It is a perfect collision. In no way does it paint 1% Motorcycle clubs in a bad light.”
De Sola adds, “I am looking for a motorcycle club that might want to participate in the project, as to sell this world as authentic, I will need real deal 1% MC members, and am hoping to get some gorgeous shots of a large group of the club members on their bikes going for a ride etc.”
And, just to state the obvious, if you don’t go for this Tommy “Gipsy” Quinn and the Laffing Devils will.
And, the other obvious thing that you should know is that this project is in no way connected to The Aging Rebel, Rebel, Aging Rebel Brand Sexual Aids And Devices, Aging Rebel Adult Film Studios, Rebel Brand Condoms, Rebel’s World Famous Escorts or Rebel’s Casting Services.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This site used to be a lot better before Rebel went all Hollywood and shit. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
You can email Francesca de Sola at …. (On October 29, 2012 Ms. de Sola wrote “I was hoping you could do me a favor and take down the post about my short from your blog. I have gotten an overwhelming number of responses and thought it would be best to put a cap on them. Many Many Thanks.” So the email address has been removed and you missed your chance.)