The New, Improved, Dialogical Saloon, Wine And Cigar Bar

July 12, 2012

All Posts, Cheese Whiz, Features

If you have been to the original Dialogical Saloon you know what to do.  The commodification  of bikers, Laffing Devils, RICO, Cop Clubs, RUBs, one percenter diamonds, Sons Of Anarchy, old ladies, funny noises women make during the physical act of love, farm animals, alphabet soup police, which is the very best motorcycle club of all, is Harley doomed, noise pollution, helmet laws, heavy metal versus hound dog country?  What about The Moonshine Bandits? You tell me what the news is.

If you are new here, keep lurking. You might learn something.

If you are lost, go here.

Your pal,


5,023 Responses to “The New, Improved, Dialogical Saloon, Wine And Cigar Bar”

  1. xplor Says:

    hYIX28L Scorpion 12v 380 CCA Harley HVT-7 AGM Motorcycle Battery made in China.

  2. Sandmann Says:

    Source: (translated from German)

    Ban on Colors

    Yesterday, the German Parliament passed a change of the Law on Associations that expands the options for preventing the use of insignia of banned associations (read: motorcycle club chapters/charters). This means that in future, colors that merely resemble the insignia of a banned club may no longer be used. The German Green Party abstained from the vote, only the German Left Party voted against it!
    As of now, the following associations are affected:

    Bandidos MC
    Hells Angels MC
    Gremium MC

    Other clubs can follow at any time: As soon as a member of a club chapter/charter has committed a crime, his entire association can be banned and prohibited. With this decision, the German Parliament has violated the German Constitution. The affected associations will not stand for this legislative change and are planning to submit a complaint to the German Federal Constitutional Court.

  3. Shovelhead Says:

    Anyone out there still ride an FLH shovel? I’m going to get a new battery for the old beast. Figured maybe I’d try a higher output sealed battery instead of the stock acid battery. I can still buy the stock battery at the HD dealership. Does anyone have a new sealed battery that fits in the battery well, a replacement for the stock YHD-12 battery for my ’73 FLH?

  4. Paladin Says:

    @ Base,

    True words. All the very best to you in this new year.

    Long May You Ride,


  5. Base Says:

    Parallel’s connect us.

    It has always been and there will always be those who want all the gold but nothing to do with the digging of it!

    Good fortune, good health and prosperity in 2017
    With regard & respect.

  6. Paladin Says:


    This kid may be able to avoid the patched 1% for a time. Trouble is, not all of the 1% fly a diamond. For that matter, not all of the 1% are patched.

    Long May You Ride,


  7. Shovelhead Says:

    The IO is like a Cult, they look good to some kids and they say all the right things. Plus today’s gimme, gimme Generation want everything right now. Why work for a patch when you can just hang out for a week, fork over 250. and you’re now full patch holder! Of course I’m not telling you anything, But the kids just don’t listen. Hope this kid don’t find out the hard way when at some point he’ll come up against a real 1%er.


  8. Sieg Says:

    Had to face up to it, a kid I know has gone over to the dark side. This is a young guy who went to school with Nr.4 Son, went off and got into the Crotch, seemed like he was doing everything right…until he messages me and asks what I think of the urine odor. Well, you KNOW what I told him, and in plain language, but he is still hanging with them, and from the looks of his pics, getting close to buying his patch. Won’t talk to me anymore because I talked bad about his butt-buddies, so, yeah, that’s a write-off. Too bad.

    On a totally unrelated issue, and I hope he sees this, why in Wotan’s name would anyone post as “donnie brasco”??? I mean, the guy was an fbi-pos, a professional rat, and yet you pick that as a ‘nym? No diss, but ya gotta admit, it doesn’t make a whole helluva lot of sense!

    My “deep thoughts” for the morning.

  9. Hans Says:

    Sieg Says:
    January 7, 2017 at 7:54 pm
    Anybody else see this? Looks like Honda is working with the urine odor on their latest recruitment tool:

    Sieg, wouldn’t training wheels be more appropriate?


  10. Sieg Says:

    Anybody else see this? Looks like Honda is working with the urine odor on their latest recruitment tool:

  11. Austin Says:

    @Sieg – Takk! Got it. Hope everyone is well…

  12. Shovelhead Says:

    New Years Eve…must be some Three Stooges on the TV somewhere! Smoke one up with the Stooges…New Years tradition….that my Wife would like to change!

  13. Lady Says:

    Wishing everyone a safe and wonderful New Year!! Keep the chrome up and wheels down.

    Much love and Respect to those that earned and deserve it,

  14. Sieg Says:

    Austin, if you don’t wanna read about PhuqueHead shining his boots again, on the front page, click on “Cheese Whiz”, then when it loads, scroll down and click on “Dialogical Saloon”, wait for it to load then scroll to the comments-you should be at the latest one.

    Hope y’all are having a good Yule! Kraut, watch yourself out there…I hear you’re being lucky, nice warm weather and all! We got over an inch of ice/snow last night, on top of the shit we had…warming up to about 35 today, so it’s a helluva mess.



  15. Shovelhead Says:

    Once again, Santa didn’t bring me a Knucklehead….I’m beginning to think he’s not getting my letters.

    Merry Christmas to all!

  16. popeye Says:

    Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a new year of open roads and loose women.


  17. 78 1/2 Shovel Says:

    To Rebel and all the regulars, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

  18. Johnny Rotten Says:

    to all those that earned and deserve the respect due….

    this holiday season and the new coming year

    may all your roads be clear
    may the man magically dissapear
    may all yer desires remain near
    may all yer ventures prove forthright
    may all yer parties last all night
    may you flask never drain
    and yer mind you contain
    may yer brothers they stay
    as true as the day
    and the joys you remember remain



  19. NCRider Says:

    Merry Christmas everyone. Peace to all.



  20. Paladin Says:

    Happy Holidaze to all.

    Long May you Ride,


  21. Base Says:

    Merry Christmas everyone.

    Eye on your 6

  22. Austin Says:

    OK!! LOL – On the third time – I finally got through all the years to find everyone’s solutions to (I thought I was the only one!) my problem.

    @Drifter & real folks out there – Greetings and Cheers to you this Holiday!

    While doing that – I revisited a few posts including this one, with really great advice I am *still* working on;

    FF Says:
    December 25, 2015 at 9:46 am
    There is a power in forgiveness that makes immortals of us all. I cant explain it, but if you gave it a try, maybe take just one grudge you’ve held onto your whole life and let it go…

    So this is what it feels like to not be dragged.

    Whatever your belief state, today there is magic in the air. Get some. Its free.



  23. Austin Says:

    what’s the secret way to get to the end where the current posts are?!
    Does anyone else have to scroll through the 4,000+ posts?!

    All the other segments load current to oldest.

  24. Shovelhead Says:

    The Kraut
    Thanks Man, I may take you up on that one day.

  25. Lady Says:

    Merry Christmas Everyone!! Be safe and take care.

    @Muck 1%er…ROFL…go ahead, they will start with my garage first…I know where to send them next…SURPRISE!!! Oh what fun it will be. What a cab going for these days anyway? LOL…guess if you just give it away don’t matter. Now what company was that?? Hell what city was it??? Damn that JD.

  26. The Kraut Says:

    @Shovelhead; Should you find yourself in SE WI, I would be more than glad to let you take “Lotta Funn” (my Ural) out for a putt.

    Had it out last night working 2nd shift and on my ride home(8miles) I felt what black ice feels like on a hack-rig…gets yer attention for damn sure but kept her upright and moving in a forward direction.

    Rebel can give you my e-mail if you want.

    Respect to those who warrant respect

    The Kraut

  27. Muck 1%er Says:

    @ Lady,

    Lmao, I’d love to share that funny story, but I’m positive the cops would use it to secure a search warrant for everyone from Florida to Washington State. Lol.

  28. Shovelhead Says:

    The Kraut
    kinda wish I had a Ural right now. Below freezing weather, icy roads, snow ugh!

    A few more years I retire and who knows, maybe I’ll move down towards Phuquehed.

  29. The Kraut Says:

    Seen where Zsa Zsa tipped over finally…9 husbands…Damn! Bet ya coulda backed in a station wagon towing a boat and still managed a ‘Y’turn…

    In better news, I’m glad I kept my Ural(Stalin-Sickle), fucker goes through snow and slush with no probs..’cept lookin’ fairly frosted over with shit…fuck it, suns out, roads are kinda clear…ridin’ weather!

    Melly Klautmas…not baked yet, but soon..

    Respects, Kraut

  30. NCRider Says:

    Trying to get here became a crusade. I think I’ve read about Phuquehed shinning his boots 100 times. I clicked on Cheese Whiz and came in that way to the latest post showing first. Ok Rebel, we’ve got this one!



  31. stroker Says:

    Yes Drifter, thanks for asking.
    Every year, Veteran’s Day. Small town America at it’s best.

  32. Drifter Says:

    @Lady, rofl….

    Respects and Merry Christmas……

  33. Drifter Says:

    Yeah, the good old Saloon(s), always liked digging through it, a bit of history there.

    Anyways Stroker, guess you did the W-Town parade this year like always, hope to make it up there some day. Wishing well up there and I hear ice has been sticking to the asphalt more than usual in the last couple days, Respects.

    Howdy Austin, yeah the deal in W.C. awhile back was concerning, putting it mildly. Near the same time the arena was opening back up with a structure, clouded my zest for the reopening. Wishing you well, Respects.

    The late Great Lemmy; Rudolph

    Drop Kick Murphy’s; The Seasons Upon Us

    Back to the centrifuge, separation of sanity and crazy recipe, still in the measuring cup stage, probably always will be….

    Respects, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Rebel and the cool ones….

  34. Lady Says:

    With the holidays upon us again I would like to share a personal and life changing experience with my family and friends – involving drinking and driving. As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a “social session” with friends. Two days ago we were in town for an evening with friends and had more than a few beers followed by some bottles of excellent wine. Although feeling OK we still had the sense to know that we were probably slightly over the limit. That’s when we did something that we normally would not do – we actually took a cab. Sure enough on the way home there was a police roadblock but since we were in a cab they waved us past and we arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise, as we had never driven a cab before, we don’t know where we got it and now that it’s in our garage and we don’t know what to do with it. So if you want to borrow it give me a call. Cheers and happy holidays to each and every one of you.

    Much Love and Respect to those that have earned and deserve it,

    Your so welcome, Muck 1%er!!

  35. Sieg Says:

    BC,i do believe you’re answering PH’s post from 2012!

  36. bcnasty Says:

    @Phuquehed, I generally do the shine with a brush. I wear a about 12 year old pair of Justin boots daily. They have been re soled three times and every 6 months mink oil and polish with the shoe shine brush. Hard to find them but works for me.

  37. Muck 1%er Says:

    Thank you for the heads up on how to get here without clicking all night.
    Big hug and Respect.

  38. stroker Says:

    Thanks Johnny and Hans………
    just today I decided I would patiently plod thru all 60 plus clicks and scrolls to get to the end of the Saloon, and found today ya’ll’s comments and instructions. Hooray!

  39. Johnny Rotten Says:

    Go up top….
    Cheez wiz
    Then saloon
    Puts you right on top.
    Happy whatever you celebrate and be safe


  40. RLG Says:

    Wow, this saloon post has been running for years! Maybe Rebel can hose the place out and start a new one for us?

    Until then, when you go to the link, it has this in the address bar of your browser:

    Edit page-1 part:

    to page-99:

    That will take you close to the end of the thread.

    Support Agingrebel.Com


  41. Sieg Says:

    Is anyone else getting the first page of thjs tbread when they go to comments? I end up bere every time…

  42. Muck 1%er Says:

    Holy fuck Rebel,

    If I want to read a commenters remarks, I click on their name, with the corresponding article in the box on the right. Then for instance, say it is in the “New, Improved, Dialogical Saloon, Wine and Cigar Bar,” I have to start in 2012 and keep clicking “Newer Posts” one page at a time. At this rate, I will be sitting here all night and most of tomorrow, trying to get to the posts from Dec 2016. I’m a dedicated reader of your page, but I don’t have that kind of patience.

    Much Respect for what you do,

  43. Lady Says:

    Hope all of you have a safe and Merry Christmas. May the New Year bring us all new roads to travel with less pot holes!! Stay safe and take care.

    Much love and Respect to those that have earned and deserve it,

  44. The Kraut Says:

    @Hans & Shovelhead; Hans’ item of changing the page # works…thank you Hans!

    Shovelhead…I also enjoyed the ER rag back in the 70’s…was better than the polished porn of Oui,Hustler and Penthouse…some nice rides and real females decorating ’em…sans clothing of course!

    Just a possible reason for the bass-ackwords flow of the NIDSWCB is Rebel has figgered out that badges and badge polishers are attention challenged and lack the patience real riders normally have.

    Respect to those who warrant respect

    The Kraut

  45. Sieg Says:

    Not sure if it’s me, the provider, or the page, but I’m getting posts from the beginning of time, or at least 2012, when I click on the latest posts in here…

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