Okay here is the deal. I am, of course, uninsured and I just got back from a special kind of dentist called an endodontist. She charged me $125 to tell me that she wants to charge me another $1790 to “save” a tooth that I probably don’t need. But, you know, that tooth and I have been through a lot and I am considering trying to “save” it. I have gotten very sentimental the last couple years, I suppose.
Also, that little chore killed most of the day.
So instead of writing something you might find interesting, I am going to share some very important information with you today.
Learn Rebel’s most intimate thoughts in the And Magazine interview here.
I do not know what And Magazine is, exactly, and I am not sure why I am in it. But I answered some guy’s questions and now there I am. My interview is practically next to a photograph of Natalie Portman demonstrating that she likes to shove her fist in her mouth. I understand that you are more interested in Natalie Portman than you are in me.
Let me be the first to commend you on your excellent taste. Me too, especially when Natalie does that thing with her mouth. I also can’t help but notice that she appears to have most of her teeth. See Natalie Portman here.
Would someone with lots of time on his hands please tell the Huffington Post that I wrote: “If the federal case against Mongol Christopher Bryan ‘Stoney’ Ablett proves anything, it proves that American federal ‘justice’ is a crooked shell game played in a back alley at midnight.” Look here.
Somebody at this fine internet publication obviously likes that sentence. Maybe he would also like to buy one of my books. I guarantee they all include lots of sentences.
The books Out Bad and The Aging Rebel are both now available on kindle. Buy them by clicking on the titles and following the instructions you find after you do. Be sure to have your credit cards ready!
Before you buy you should know that clinical tests conducted under rigorous, scientific conditions emphatically prove that reading these books on a little box that looks like a big iPhone will both lengthen and enhance the quality of your life. Typical side effects include being bothered by beautiful women who want to show how far they can shove their fists into their mouths while you are reading. Approximately 30 percent of readers report finding bags of money on the ground after reading Out Bad or The Aging Rebel on a little box. Other readers reported finding bags of drugs. Little boxes sold separately.
Please click some ads before you go. Probably I will get back to writing something worth reading tomorrow. Damned bike needs some work, too.
One More Thing To Pitch
Also, I am trying to sell copies of a book called The Working Press. It has all the same side effects the other books do except it has also been scientifically proven to lengthen your penis and narrow your waist. Click the title. It is long. Like almost everything else I write, it has a biker in it. Eventually. After all the sex.