Qui Es Mus Macho

March 13, 2010

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[email protected] writes to say:


Everyone is brave in front of their fucking keyboard. Rebel, and I use that term only as a handle, because clearly you are not one. Look it up in the dictionary, it’s that book on your shelf next to the “Wish I Was Somebody” Time-Life Series. A rebel is someone who actually takes an action — with something other than his mouth.

As I peruse your clever BIO I can only surmise that when you take a look at your “interesting” life of one failure after the other, you boast about it so folks think you revel in your non-conformist lifestyle, but we both know at the end of the day, what you really experience is resentment, remorse and envy for having accomplish nothing other than knocking up a bunch of women.

I will be in Cave Creek again in April. You have something to say to me, grow a fucking dick and say it to my face. And this invite goes to your pack of delusional commentors. You wanna air your gripes, show me what a real fucking biker is, then come on down.

Until then, little men. Blow me.


Rebel Replies

Dear Kurt,

Thanks for reading. Thanks for commenting.

I kind of thought I was saying everything I have said to your face in the first place.

As for your personal attack on me, I am not quite sure where to start but let me try.

Yeah I wish I was somebody better than me, like you, but then every morning when I looked in the mirror I would see you and then I would probably puke.

No, I am not going to start shit at a Hells Angels event, especially at Cave Creek. I don’t care what deal you have with the Angels. That is none of my business. But it is a small world and I do not know you but I have seen your picture and I am pretty sure I could kick your ass. Maybe you should make a deal with me.

You don’t have the slightest idea what I have done, or where I have been, or who I have known, or who I have killed, or who I have known who was killed, or how many times I have faced death, or what I saw then, or what losses and humiliations I have suffered, or what has made me laugh or what has made me cry, or what little triumphs I have enjoyed, or who has loved me and who has hated me.

Kurt You Suck

I think you are astoundingly shallow for a writer. I think the book next to your dictionary is the Big Book of Clichés for Hacks. I think your words illuminate you and what I see in your words is that you are a pathetically shallow man – a shadow of a man. You are a picture of a man crayoned on a piece of paper. Hold the paper one way and you are there. Turn the paper and you disappear.

Personally, I think all the hardships, frustrations, wrong turns and mistakes in my life, all the little Job-like ironies and catastrophes, have made me interesting. I don’t think I am a failure. I think I am a guy who has failed greatly over and over and over again. I don’t know if I could have been a Hollywood cocksucker or not because it never actually occurred to me to try. So I am going to have to take your word for it. Tell me, Kurt. Is it hard?

It always occurred to me to try other things. I am not sure that you are that imaginative. I think the worst thing about you is that you are boring. You do not talk like somebody. Of course, this is just me but I think you sound like the nobody. Not me.

Come Let Us Reason Together

Which is a shame, because I would like to ask you, why bikers? Why outlaws? I sincerely want to know. For real. Why not screenwriters with MFAs from mid-major universities? Why not television producers who lunch? Do you think losers are more interesting?

Come back soon. We will chat some more.

Okay, look, Maybe you actually do know what makes me laugh. You make me laugh. Ernest Hemingway said the one thing every writer needs is the ability to smell shit. And, I think you stepped in it but you still can’t smell it. Which makes you just some guy who stepped in it.

The first thing I learned that made me interesting was I learned that life is not fair. You stepped in it but not me. You are rich and I am poor. You are important and I am just some guy. Oh fucking well. What’s your point?

Here, let me put this up on the front page so you won’t get the idea I am talking behind your back.


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106 Responses to “Qui Es Mus Macho”

  1. DirtyBruin Says:

    Dan the Man: Just to be clear … actor Ryan Hurst plays Opie; Kurt Sutter plays the supporting character of “BIg Otto”.

  2. Rebel Says:

    Dear Dan the Man,

    It turns out Sutter did not write the comment initially attributed to him. I suspect it was eitehr a random asshole or an ATF asshole. Kurt Sutter is, in my experience, a kind and honest man. Keep enjoying your show.

    your pal,

  3. Miss Krista Says:

    I’m just going to repeat an old HA adage that I personally think is far too underused these days “One Punch is Worth a Thousand Words”, and those ain’t stunt punches! lmao

  4. Dan the Man Says:

    I was eating something when I read this…

    I dropped my fork, and my food fell out of my mouth…

    Now, I WAS a fan of Sons of Anarchy until I read this. As far as television goes, its pretty good. That said its a TV show. Nothing more nothing less. Sure its written by a yuppie, but so is EVERY TV show. Now I was pretty sure

    I’m in shock sutter said that, massively disrespectful, especially for a man who’s never lived a day in the life, but has the backing he bought and payed for. Someone should tell him, just cause he has a TV show about bikers, and plays a role that doesn’t make him a biker. Yeah, there is a reason most actually human beings hate yuppies.

    I think its funny he can play tough and issue a challenge at an event where it would be impossible to be attacked. To think Rebel(or anyone) would be foolish enough to try him at a big HA rally would be silly.

    Now, I wonder if Sutter would have the nuts to face Rebel, OUTSIDE of an HA event. Or even better, in a venue with no cameras and no witnesses that will talk.

    Yeah, this is the guy who plays Opie on Sons of Anarchy.

  5. John Cokos Says:

    Well, this is a thread that deserves to be kept alive. I would tell Mr.Sutter,with all his heavyweight connections to heed Tuco’s sage advice: “IF YOUR GOING TO SHOOT,SHOOT, DON”T TALK”
    Can’t wait for the new Season to start!

  6. not-a-hippie Says:

    All that shit hurts my head. Sometimes I miss the old days when if you had a beef, you’d be in their face or running like hell. Or chasing down who started what rumor about me banging Rocky’s wife and Rocky just wanting to use my leg bone as a kick stand.

    Ah, the good ol’ days?

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