You Did Not Get The Job

January 22, 2010

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About two weeks ago, a Nevada bawdy house named the Shady Lady Ranch announced an employment opportunity for a gigolo.

Maybe as good an indicator as any of how the economy is doing is that 150 men applied for the job. And, yesterday the brothel announced it had hired one of them. Just one.

The lucky, or desperate guy, (pictured above) calls himself “Markus.” If you have ever had a drink in one of these places you know Nevada brothels offer “menus.” Starting this weekend at the Shady Lady, Markus is the menu item named “The Boyfriend Experience.”

It all raises, pardon the expression, an obvious question. If men are already going to this whorehouse to have meaningless, animal sex and women start going to this whorehouse to have meaningless, animal sex what is the whorehouse for except to provide a place to meet? Why even bother with the whores, male and female? What is to stop all those potential clients of both sexes from just hooking up?

Bobbi Davis, who runs the Shady Lady, has already thought of that, too. Female customers will not be allowed to mix with the rough necks in the main building. Women who show up, and who are buying not selling, will be escorted to Markus’ private cabin out back.

Is This Serious

Nevada has mixed feelings about prostitution. On the one hand, tax revenue from legal brothels has helped several counties get through the current recession. There has been a proposal on the table in Las Vegas for the last year to legalize prostitution there. On the other hand, most of Nevada is still an old-fashioned, Mormon, cowboy state and a lot of the citizens do not want their children to know where the money for that new police car came from.

The Shady Lady thinks it can further penetrate the sex-starved demographic by growing a “new segment of the brothel market.” But not everyone is convinced this is going to work out.

The Nevada Brothel Association is opposed to the notion putting male whores in the brothels. George Flint, the spokesman for the Association thinks boy-toys like Markus will only attract sexually frustrated homosexuals and that will ruin the brothel business for everybody.

Flint mocks the idea that women will drive to Petticoat Junction, Nevada just to buy quality time with Markus. “Women want to be wined and dined, cajoled and chatted up, maybe have lunch before sex,” Flint said recently. “They can go to a cocktail lounge and have their pick of guys in 10 minutes. They’re not going to drive 400 miles round-trip to pay $300 for sex.”

The Midnight Cowboy Speaks

But Markus thinks women will. Markus thinks he is worth it. Of course, he also calls himself a “surrogate lover” and claims to be a civil rights pioneer.

“It’s just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back,” Markus modestly allowed in an interview with an English newspaper. “She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American, older woman. And I’m doing the same…. This actually isn’t about selling my body. This is about changing social norms.”

In addition to being a sensitive and courageous idealist, Markus is also billing himself as a former Marine and a former porn-star. And, completely heterosexual and absolutely prejudice free.

“I’m an equal opportunity employer,” Markus said in the same interview. “I don’t discriminate based on race, color, creed, ethnicity, or skin tone. Notice I left gender out. That’s for a reason.”

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19 Responses to “You Did Not Get The Job”

  1. Gorilla Says:

    Im suprised the president didnt cover this importnat issue either. Im calling my congressman.

  2. Damon Says:

    Rebel : You could have broken the news a little softer, you know? I feel….cheapened….

    YYZ: Canadians are just would-be Aussies that ran out of steam half way there.

    Any Canadians reading this page: I’m kidding, okay?

  3. YYZ Skinhead Says:

    DirtyBruin:

    I’ll have to use that one. Canadian men are hot, macho and studly. Mind you, I loooooove hockey, so I couldn’t say I was impartial (go Nucks, go Habs)…

    YYZ Skinhead

  4. fayettenamhoe Says:

    the run way towards the hell on earth we grow tired of, if life was an ‘exscape’ you never made it

  5. fayettenamhoe Says:

    dam, i’d hate to have to work that hard trying to fuck that many ho’es, my cock would turn yellow, mr. markus has a long dollar to travel, all those $$$$ must mean alot, who needs a soul when you get paid to fuck a sack of money—-no motor bike involved, only the inescapable runaway

  6. DirtyBruin Says:

    TigGirl: Maybe their kisses taste like maple syrup … but without the calories…! ;-)

  7. TigGirl Says:

    Uh…what’s different about Canadians? For some of us southern girls, that would be taboo. Canadian is worse than Yankee!

  8. YYZ Skinhead Says:

    If they provided Canadian guys (more than one), they would rapidly develop a steady female clientele.

    YYZ Skinhead

  9. sled tramp Says:

    YEAH…I REMEMBER THE LUMBERJACK WHO KICKED THE HOOKER IN THE ASS FIRST.”WHY’D YA DO THAT”..”CHECKING FOR BEES”…

  10. DocB Says:

    Dear Nookster

    Yeah…….. I’d fuck a wood pile if I thought it had a snake in it.

    Semper-Fi
    Doc

  11. c8652 Says:

    Dudes’ gonna have a hard time saddling up without beer goggles night after night but more power to him. Ride ‘em like a rockstar.

  12. Nookster Says:

    This guy ought to know, A “Jarhead” will fuck anything that doesn’t fuck him first. LOL USMC “Semper fucking Fi”.

  13. DirtyBruin Says:

    George Flint is quite the jerk, isn’t he? If there aren’t enough women interested in what “Markus” has to offer – he’ll have to move along to another job.

    I’m all for assuring that sex workers aren’t forced to do anything they object to – but if a brothel owner has people willing to serve whatever clientele … what’s the problem? I find it both amusing and bizarre that the head of a brothel association is wigging out over sex, just because it’s a kind of sex he’s not personally interested in.

  14. Jabba Says:

    GW > For free? Wow did I get that one wrong. Almost in the words of Woody Allen, the money was shit, but it was all I could afford.

  15. Goldsboro Williams Says:

    Did they even bother reading our résumés? I said I would work for free, damn it, for free!

  16. ruffrider Says:

    There ain’t no such thing as an ex marine

  17. TigGirl Says:

    Nice play on words Rebel!
    “further penetrate the sex-starved demographic by growing a “new segment…'”

  18. One "Selfish" Bitch Says:

    I disagree wtih Flint on this comment-

    “Flint mocks the idea that women will drive to Petticoat Junction, Nevada just to buy quality time with Markus. “Women want to be wined and dined, cajoled and chatted up, maybe have lunch before sex,” Flint said recently. “They can go to a cocktail lounge and have their pick of guys in 10 minutes. They’re not going to drive 400 miles round-trip to pay $300 for sex”

    I think women will drive out for this, women have their needs or they may just out of curiousity. It’s different..

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