The New, New Improved Dialogical Saloon

October 14, 2017

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The New, New Improved Dialogical Saloon

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353 Responses to “The New, New Improved Dialogical Saloon”

  1. Paladin Says:


    Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However; they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezes.
    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: “These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!”

    “That’s nothing” said the other husband, “Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said…..

    “From all of us at the Fire Station.
    We’ll never forget you.”


  2. The Kraut Says:

    Re; sbwl (short bus window lickers)

    Good enough for Lemmy…

  3. Paladin Says:

    @ Dasein;

    Short bus window lickers.


  4. Austin Says:

    Thank You Mark – I am ALL about the research. Say … is that your Big Vocabulary…? … or are you just happy to see me? …LOL!!

  5. Shovelhead Says:

    Big Ang Diamondback,

    Hope you’re still out there riding free!

    Respect to the 1%

  6. Filburt Says:

    Buy a new H-D and the amortization over 5 Year’s is roughly 38%! The same as for any automobile. In other words not a good investment you lose your ass! Harley Inc. is a cluster phufk. Today 5-23-2018 Harley Inc. stock down 1.34% and will continue to fall this year due to marketing strategy by HARLEY Inc.CEO
    As for as the up coming additional tax cuts in November it will only stimulate the U.S. economy for the better as for as I know nothing has been released as to what or how much because it will not be out until “November “!
    But, if anybody does not want the current or additional tax cuts just refuse them!

  7. Mark Says:

    Nice follow up link Austin.

    Tax cuts and Harley Davidson is a topic that reflects HD’s MO. Look, a lot of riders spent a whole lot of money on the 2017 FLH models to end up buying a One Year Pony. The value of an HD drops like a rock any more but doing a back stabbing trick like calling a New Model a New Model when it’s only a fill in until the New Model comes out the next year, is as chicken shit as it gets.
    The New tax breaks are only good for the C-Sub Chapter corporations. The S Sub Chapter corporations and Partnerships both of which are called Pass Throughs. These corporations and partnerships are pretty much owned and run by the American Middle Class and they hire 70% of the American’s employed in the private sector. They will get crumbs but in many states they will get their asses kicked in much higher federal taxes because they will only be able to deduct 10 grand in state and local taxes. The federal tax bill will be blowing people’s minds how much more they are going to owe in 2019 when 2018’s tax bill comes due. That is going to really hurt the people that hire most of the working Americans.

  8. Filburt Says:

    More tax cuts are coming in November.

  9. Filburt Says:

    Thanks Austin

    The moral to this story is President Trump did what was right in good faith for American workers. The CEO(s) are the rotten basturds that have sold the U.S. and WTP out.
    Levitich and his team have destroyed H-D. Levitich must go if H-D is to survive.

  10. Hangaround Says:

    In other news, from the Harley stockholders financial outlook
    “Even so, that’s still better than Harley’s guidance. While the big bike maker doesn’t issue sales or earnings guidance, it did say it expects shipments of motorcycles to be down 2% to 4% from last year. It bases that on the steep 15% drop in Q1 and an expected 11% to 14% decline in Q2 — after which it asserts sales will boomerang, and shoot 12% higher in the second half.”

    12% higher in the second half? Isn’t that when the Mayans show starts? Is the MoCo really counting on a TV show to boost sales that much…

  11. Muck 1%er Says:

    Thank you all

  12. RtC Says:

    Muck1%er, apology for posting “Dan” instead of Uncle Don.


  13. Lady Says:


    So very sorry for your loss, Hun. My deepest heartfelt condolences to you, the B&W Nation, his Family and friends. Rest in peace and ride free, Uncle Don, you will be missed and cherished, but kept in the hearts of those that will keep your memory alive.

    Much love and total Respect to those that have earned and deserve it,

  14. Dasein Says:

    This stuff is hardly news to most here, but a little reminder once in a while never hurts:

  15. Paladin Says:

    @ Muck 1%er;

    Sorry to hear of your loss. My sincere condolences to you, his Brothers, friends and family.

    Long May He Ride,


  16. RtC Says:

    CONDOLENCES Muck1%er on the passing of Uncle Dan

    Respects to the REAL & Especially Rebel
    Redwolf the Conchoman

  17. SharkRib Says:

    @Muck 1%er,
    My condolences.

  18. Muck 1%er Says:

    A good friend,a loyal supporter of the Mongols MC and an occasional visitor to this site has passed on and my heart is heavy tonight.
    Rest easy and Ride In Peace on the other side Uncle Don.
    I will miss you

  19. Paladin Says:

    @ Hangaround;

    LMAO! And as always, long may you ride.


  20. Paladin Says:

    @ SharkRib;

    That’s because as of yet, they haven’t been forced to. They may be forced to in the not too distant future.

    Long May You Ride,


  21. SharkRib Says:

    Could that be the IO’s new lawyer taking out that bear? Those guys answer to no one!

  22. Hangaround Says:

    @Paladin Don’t know if you have seen the whole thing but they are actually pretty damn funny.
    theres 2 others also.

  23. Paladin Says:

    The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply.

    So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

    They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they’d never have to worry about their milk supply again.

    They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.

    The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening, and to ask his advice.

    “Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side.”

    The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, “Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?”

    The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily. “You are truly a wise veterinarian,” they said. “How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?”

    The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes: “My wife is from Sicily.”


  24. Shovelhead Says:

    I can’t believe we live in a society now, where single “Bikers” need advice on dating…Hahahaha!!

  25. KatDaddy Says:

    Wish i was in n.m. id go to the new bar lol

  26. Dasein Says:

    Good one, Paladin.

  27. Paladin Says:

    @ Dasein;

    Re: Quick draw holster. Gives a whole new meaning to getting banged.

    Long May you ride,


  28. Aanon Says:

    Gandalf moment again. Hit send before the I hope disability is doing you ok, as are days and nights.

  29. Aanon Says:

    Phuqede, probably spelled that wrong apologies. Curious if you and your friend happened to fix the cam tensioner and others was any strange related cause. Think it was a 9 dyna. One said it was yours, another page was you asking for a friends bike. Have there been any more issue for him after the replacement? Updated part? Had originally thought it was yours until seeing the questions on other pages. I know it’s been a few years, seemed like you were deep in the mix though. Anything you could remember might help. Unfortunately forums are full of guys that are full of shit and it’s an uncle’s friends third cousin…thanks in advance

  30. SharkRib Says:

    That’s funny. Like those Lincoln commercials with that doofus actor trying to be deep and cool while driving a dorky car.

  31. Austin Says:

    So… the MoFoCo has a plan!!

    They are going to HIRE PEOPLE TO RIDE THEIR PRODUCT!! and tweet!


  32. SharkRib Says:

    To your point about EPA muffler-sniffers I think EPA sued HD which entered into a settlement involving HD agreeing not to install Screaming Eagle fuel modules on bikes its dealers sell. Maybe that settlement is behind the run around Thump got.

  33. Shovelhead Says:

    Wonder what exhausts they use for Harley’s destined for some Countries where things aren’t so strict? Or maybe they just don’t change anything, no matter where they’re being shipped.

  34. Filburt Says:

    Harley-Davidson inc. and their love affair with electric scooters for India will come back to bite them in the ass… already started.

  35. Sieg Says:

    Shovelhead, the factory has to make the muffler-sniffers from the EPA happy when they design a bike. To do that they gotta balance fuel and exhaust systems. A decent bit of performance gets lost, especially on carburated models. I gotta imagine the factory knows people are gonna tweak the bikes, change pipes, fuel-delivery, whatever, so all they can do is tell ya “okay, go for it…but kiss yer warranty goodbye”. Pretty much every vehicle mfg in the world does the same, bikes, cars, road-graders, they all have that modification clause.
    Don’t make it any more palatable, but…


  36. Shovelhead Says:

    I’ve always heard that Brand new Harleys (Never had one) run like shit with the stock pipes and are designed by the company with the knowledge that consumers will replace the stock pipes with aftermarket ones. Don’t really know if this is true but if it is, then HD’s factory warrantee is worthless. Kinda sounds like a scam! If the company knows you’re going to replace the pipes and specifically puts in the warrantee that if you do replace the pipes it voids the warrantee, then I’d say that’s a fucking bullshit scam!

    I prefer older bikes, Used to ride Pans but got tired of kick starting, so been riding Shovels for years now. My ’73 FLH still runs great. But, of course my old shovel isn’t going to keep up with the pack. So I understand the need for newer bikes. I do have an ’06 Lowrider for long runs only.
    Not the best bike out there, but serves it’s purpose.
    Much more fun riding older bikes.

  37. Sieg Says:

    thump, the warranty bit has been like that as long as I can remember, and the first time I knew anyone that had contact with HD about a warranty claim was in 1977. It was denied on pretty much the same grounds.

    Right or wrong, I’m afraid you got an uphill battle on this one. They’ll say that the pipes caused the bike to run hotter, the heat affected the gasket, yadda yadda yadda and on like that.

    Good luck.


  38. bcnasty Says:

    @ Thump,
    Contact your regional Harley Davidson representative and remind him of the Magnuson- Moss warranty act.


  39. SharkRib Says:

    @ Thump,
    What a crock from Harley. What does an aftermarket pipe have to do with a defective head gasket? How can they bail on their warranty? Lawsuit. This just reinforces what I believe. Still riding a 1994 Sportster with carburated 1200 Evo, seems bullet proof. Every time I convince myself it is too small, or needs another gear, I hear a story like yours. Thought maybe the Milwaukee Eight was an improvement on the Twin Cam and was thinking of getting a new Low Rider. Maybe not. Maybe I need to look for an old FXR. Man I hope things work out with your bike.

  40. Sieg Says:

    Paladin, Chiraq had ordinances forbidding ANY handguns and regulating the shit out of long-guns for decades. I’m guessing that Deerfield modeled their ordinance on Chiraq’s.


  41. Thump Says:

    Holy shit does Harley suck! I have a 2017 Street Glide Special. After Less than a year of riding it and putting 9,000 miles on it the rear head gasket started blowing oil like Niagra Falls. Took it in to get it checked out at the dealership and they said the gasket had slipped and screwed up the piston. They also told me Harley will not cover the repairs under warranty because I put aftermarket pipes on it and they required a differed tune on the bike. I chose the Vance & Hines Fuelpak. Is there one Harley on the road that doesn’t have aftermarket pipes on? I haven’t seen one. This is just a way to screw their own customers out of paying for warranty issues. They tell me that they only started doing this a couple of years ago. This is a warning to all Harley owners and the manufacturers of aftermarket exhausts and tuners. HARLEY WILL DENY WARRANTY CLAIMS IF YOU PUT AFTERMARKET PIPES ON YOUR BIKE! I suspect this knowledge will put a dent into sales of these products and the manufacturers will be none too happy. Get ready for lawsuits MOCO! I paid well over $20,000 for what is now a fucking paper weight. Fuck Harley!

  42. Austin Says:

    In fhe IE today?? Git on down to Lake Perris right now for the Hippy Killer Hoedown! Its grand!

  43. Paladin Says:

    @ Dasein;

    If the State of IL has a preemption clause, the Deerfield ordinance won’t be enforceable. Any attempt by the town of Deerfield to enforce their ordinance will open Deerfield to civil liability.

    Long May You Ride,


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