The New, New Improved Dialogical Saloon

October 14, 2017

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The New, New Improved Dialogical Saloon

If it was just up to me, I would not have deleted the “The New Improved Dialogical Saloon.” It would still be up. However it offended the great god Google, for whom we will all soon work, because it violated the following Google Adsense guidelines:

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Meanwhile, please feel free to continue your discussion here.




371 Responses to “The New, New Improved Dialogical Saloon”

  1. rollinnorth Says:

    “Orange County DA & Sheriff Sued Over Use of Jailhouse Informants

    The 40-page complaint, filed in Orange County Superior Court, accuses the Orange County District Attorney’s Office and sheriff’s department of recruiting and placing informants in jail cells across the county, paying and rewarding them with sentence reductions for ‘extracting incriminating information’ without lawyers present. Some informants used threats of violence, including threats of murder, to coerce confessions and other information from people housed in the jail, according to the complaint.”


  2. Johnny Rotten Says:

    im sure Rebels on this…
    jus postin it…

    respects to those deserving and fuck the rest


  3. RLG Says:

    recent event in SF set to music by the interweb

  4. MtPockets Says:

    As Jim waited patiently for the other passengers to board the afternoon flight, he sees a man getting on whose hair is all messed up, his glasses broken, nose bleeding and cuts and scrapes all over his head.
    He wonders to himself what the guys story is, and to his surprise the man takes the seat next to him.
    After several minutes of small talk, Jim can no longer stand it.
    “I don’t mean to be rude, but what the hell happened to you?” he asks.

    “Well, I was standing in line at the ticket counter when I noticed the clerk was wearing a low cut blouse showing a really nice rack. I couldn’t help but stare the entire time I was waiting.”
    “When it finally got to be my turn, the young lady asked me what I needed,” he said.
    “Without thinking, I told her I needed 2 pickets to titsburg. Man, she came across that counter in a flash and beat the shit right outa me!” he exclaimed.

    “Oh, I’ve done that before- mean one thing but say another.”
    “Why, just this morning I was having breakfast with my lovely wife and I meant to ask her to please pass the salt and pepper, but instead screamed “You fucking bitch, you’ve ruined my life!”

  5. Austin Says:

    PS; Thank you Shovelhead!
    I was finally able to get my mojo back ;)

  6. Austin Says:

    In the crowd are an Englishman,a German, a Frenchman and an Italian. They are standing at the curb, watching a street performer

    The street performer noticed that they are all looking around him, but not at his act – so he asked “Can you see me?!” and they responded: “Yes” “Oui” “Sì” “Ja”

  7. L-Frame S&W Says:

    A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”
    A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, “It’s my dog. Why?”
    “Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, “I believe my dog just killed it, sir.”
    “What?” roared the big man in disbelief, “What in the world kind of dog do you have?”
    “Sir,” answered the little man, “it’s a little four week old female puppy.”
    “Bull!” roared the biker, “how could your puppy kill my Doberman?”
    “It appears that your dog choked on her, sir!”

  8. The Kraut Says:

    Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game?

    Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t.

    How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

  9. Paladin Says:

    @ stroker;

    LMAO! And as always, long may you ride.


  10. stroker Says:

    “And now, for something completely different:

    “While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay?”

    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for… “I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

    She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

    “That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”

    “Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”

    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”

    We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”

    “Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

    “Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess.”

  11. Aanon Says:

    Shovelhead, I think when a lot of folks entertainment come from watching real this and that about other people’s lives, it’s really not too far fetched that the noise is a threat. Ever been in a day care when a big evo a with a thunderheader goes by?oh the humanity.

  12. stroker Says:

    @ Paladin: good one.

  13. Paladin Says:


    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s Birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

    A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She Says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

    He says, “Mam, I’m completely blind, but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.

    She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It’s a good all-around combination and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.”

    She says, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!”

    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    Oh, that sounds like a Master Card, he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.

    The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.”

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did the total come to $34.50?”

    He replies, “Yes, Mam. The rod and reel are $20.00, but the duck call is $11.00 and the bear repellent is $3.50.”


  14. Shovelhead Says:

    Muck 1%er,

    I went to signed up, picked an image and now it shows up when I comment.
    This explains it:

    Hope that helps.

    Phuquehed helped me with that years ago.

  15. Paladin Says:

    @ Agnarr,

    Email sent.

    Long May You Ride,


  16. Muck 1%er Says:

    Just wondering…how do you get the avatar or photo to show up with your post on here?

  17. Agnarr Says:


    Sir could you please contact me offsite. Thanks

    Respects to those that deserve it.

    [email protected]

  18. Shovelhead Says:


    Yeah, nothing else going on in Portsmouth, NH. That the local cops should be concerned with.
    Not the Muggings, Rapes & Burglaries, Nope, those aren’t to be concerned with.
    Motorcycle noise, now that’s a danger to society, Cops must protect the Citizenry.
    Don’t worry about the drug dealers, drunks fighting in the streets at closing time or needles in the parking lots.
    That’s right, when you put everything in perspective, Motorcyclist are the one degenerate group that needs to be cleaned up from Portsmouth.

    What’s funny about this, is that most Outlaw Bikers stopped going to Portsmouth years ago. The Motorcyclists you see there now are all Yuppies with brand new Harley’s dressed like outlaws, So really, the complaints about noise are from Yuppies complaining about Yuppies.

    Fucking screaming brats and barking dogs are way more irritating than any loud pipes on a bike. I don’t know what happened to the live & let live America my parents grew up in. They couldn’t care less what the neighbors were doing.

  19. rollinnorth Says:

    “Justice Dept Settles With House Panel on ‘Fast & Furious’ Records

    ‘For over six years, the House Oversight Committee has fought for additional documents related to Operation Fast and Furious,’ spokeswoman Amanda Gonzalez said in a statement. ‘Today, the committee finally reached a conditional settlement with the Department of Justice. The committee seeks all relevant facts so we can learn from the mistakes made by the Justice Department. We have a responsibility to uncover why they worked so hard to hide this information from the committee, the family of Brian Terry and the American people.'”


  20. rollinnorth Says:

    Here we go again:

    “PORTSMOUTH — While state lawmakers consider a bill to ban ‘motorcycle-only checkpoints,’ city Police Chief Robert Merner is preparing local non-checkpoint efforts to address loud motorcycles.

    Legislation (HB516) has been passed by the Senate with language reading, ‘No law enforcement officer or agency shall establish or conduct motorcycle-only checkpoints.’ The bill is currently with the Senate Transportation Committee, according to state records.

    Merner said, during a Feb. 27 Portsmouth Police Commission meeting, he’s aware of the proposed prohibition while adding motorcycle checkpoints were ‘never our intention.’ The police chief told the commission he ordered decibel-reading equipment that’s the ‘best in the state’ and has two officers in training to address motorcycle noise complaints in the city.

    The chief said after the meeting the equipment has not yet arrived and when it does, he’ll arrange a demonstration through the Portsmouth Herald.”


  21. RtC Says:

    Happy Presidents Day to ALL MC P’s!
    (Ya’ll are the only ones that count)

    RESPECTS to the REAL & especially Rebel

  22. Austin Says:

    A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!”

  23. Lady Says:

    @JohnnyRotten….Show off!!! ROFL

  24. Shutup Says:

    @Johnny. Way cool.

  25. Shutup Says:

    @Shovelhead. Went through 3 hotrod evo motors in my 94 fxr. Put a 93″ shovel in and nary a problem ( ‘cept for fucking cows).

  26. Shovelhead Says:

    Johnny Rotten,

    Now that’s cool!
    Before I got married I had two shovels and a ’61 Pan Chopper. Now I have only 1 shovelhead. I always had several because, besides liking different styles like full dress or Bobber. If one breaks down, I’ll have another to ride. I change my ’73 around every year,it’s never left me stranded.
    Keeping up with maintenance and she rides great.

  27. Shovelhead Says:

    Jesus on a cracker…where in the hell do little screws go?? I swear, every time I work on my bike, I drop a screw or washer or something and either takes me an hour to find it or I can’t find it at all! I even had a cement floor poured in my little barn years ago…still can’t find that elusive screw.

    Bad enough I can’t see a fucking thing, have to use several different pairs of reading glasses for up close and a little farther back. I don’t think I have an original bolt, screw, washer or nut left on this ride.

    Don’t have a lift so I’m crawling around on the floor. My Wife laughs at me when I quit working on the bike, because I’m all lamed up.
    I wonder if someone makes a magnetic mat I could put underneath the shovel.
    But then again, I use a lot of stainless.

    Basically, I have a love hate relationship with my Shovel. Like most who have owned one. I’ll Never sell it, but it sure pisses me off sometimes.
    Screw it, think I’ll go find my Wife’s stash and smoke one up. That screw will still be missing…but I won’t care!

  28. Austin Says:

    Sign of the times – the more things change… and all that.

    Back in Koresh days… WACO = We Ain’t Comin’ Out.

    Mr. Reyna has revised the popular motto to reflect his own vision;


  29. Dasein Says:

    Internet find of the day: “I think we should just take all the warning labels off of everything and let nature take its course.”

  30. The Kraut Says:

    The only follywood “bikers” that are actually entertaining:

    Respects, Kraut

  31. Austin Says:

    @ Drifter, check out the 2016 Harley Splinter;

  32. Austin Says:

    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
    The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.
    The 80 year old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
    The 87 year old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
    So, on the way home, the 80 year old stopped at the bakery.
    As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
    He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”
    “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”
    He said, “I want five loaves”
    She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the third loaf, It’ll be hard.”
    He replied, “I can’t believe everybody knows about this shit but me.”

  33. Paladin Says:

    @ Drifter,

    Outstanding! Would love to have that or one just like it! And as always, long may you ride.


  34. Austin Says:

    I realize this chill is nothing like what the Northerners & Easterners have – but Hey – Irish Coffee’s for the house. Cheers for the New Year… I spent the weekend in San Francisco, and this heavy rain followed me all the way home. It is good to be alive!

  35. rw Says:

    Colder weather. More leather

  36. Shovelhead Says:

    Just when you thought it couldn’t get any colder…It gets fucking Colder!!

  37. drifter Says:

    Rub bike, what fucking ever, love to haul ass on this thing at willow….

    Indian came back,and swiftly kicked HD in the ass, so it seems. Now what will be the next HD scam to ban the competition? Oh, I am just kidding or not…

    Prohibition, the ideology of the mentally challenged…

    Happy New Year Rebel, Austin, WMB, Sieg, Stroker,PH, Pan, Shovel, Ronbo, Sled, and the cool ones…..

    Respects to the regs and time for a session, pun(t) intended….

  38. JMacK Says:

    Happy New Year to those that matter.

    Fuck the rest.


  39. FF Says:

    Happy new year! fuck the trolls, urine odor, Anal Reyna and all the other scumbags.

  40. Sieg Says:

    Just wanted to say…

    13 69 74 14 88

  41. New England Rider Says:

    Happy New Year to all the riders, outlaws, and the law-abiding. Live long and ride.

    Death is certain, life is not.
    New England Rider

  42. Northern Californian Says:

    Happy New year’s. To those deserving.

  43. Gandalf Says:

    Happy New Year Friends. Stay Safe, Be Smart.

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