Swanton Running For Sheriff

July 28, 2015

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Swanton Running For Sheriff

Just when you think the aftermath of the Twin Peaks Massacre can’t get weirder, it does. Waco police spokesman W. Patrick Swanton is running for McLennan County Sheriff.

Swanton spent three full days in the world spotlight last May after nine men were killed, 18 were hospitalized and 177 more had their lives ruined following the worst incident of biker violence in history. Since then judges, prosecutors, policemen and other public officials down to and including game wardens have made a complete mockery of the Constitution – ignoring the laws they do not like, inventing new ones they like better, lying with impunity, exercising a North Korean style contempt for public scrutiny – and their head cheerleader has been Swanton; a dissembling, braying jackass of a man with off the charts self esteem.

Swanton Talk

Swanton declared himself to be the sole, credible source of information about the biker massacre and so we all learned: The Central Texas Marketplace shopping center was shut down because of “significant danger of outlaw biker groups coming in;” Waco “will not tolerate criminal behavior;” Waco’s police “will do what we have to do to make Waco safe for our citizens;” “We are getting intel;” “there is a lot of evidence to process;” “the absolute, utmost support we have received from our community;” “we will be brutally honest;” “law enforcement officers are providing security for you folks here on the media scene;” “yes, we’ve eaten donuts;” “continue responsible reporting;” “if you don’t know if it’s a fact, please come to me and I will give you that information;” “if it doesn’t come from me it is not authorized to leave this scene;” “this was a criminal event that occurred here;” “high number of people jailed, killed, or injured were not from the Waco area. We know that for a fact.”

There was so much more. “A bunch of criminal element biker members that came to Waco and tried to instill violence into our community and unfortunately did just that…. This is not a bunch of doctors and dentists and lawyers riding Harleys. These are criminals on Harley-Davidsons.” Bikers were arming themselves with “grenades and C4 explosives.” As Swanton explained to Erin Burnett, one of CNN’s airhead in residence, “Unfortunately, in our line of work, it’s something we deal with day in and day out. I would, however, like to say this, to those that are listening that are making the threats: The incident that occurred here Sunday afternoon … was an absolute tragedy. However, those of you that were there know that we did absolutely nothing to start that. We would ask you to remember that and remind you that although you have totally different ways from us, law enforcement did not start the melee.”

More Swanton Talk

Swanton named a campaign treasurer on July 17. Yesterday he told the Waco Tribune-Herald, “I’m very happy where I am right now. I really love what I’m doing for the Waco Police Department. I just think I can expand and provide to a larger population with what I’m capable of doing…. I love this community, and I feel like I have so much more to offer. Right now, I’m kind of bound by the city of Waco borders.”

It is not yet known if Swanton has hired a theatrical or literary agent or if he has plans to run for President.


44 Responses to “Swanton Running For Sheriff”

  1. Chief Says:

    This POS will win, too. Classic example of fuck up, move up.


  2. Tooj Says:

    F_______ck…unreal, ain’t it?

  3. FF Says:

    So… i gather he’s done his twenty years with wAcKO PD and now wants to double dip with a pension from McLennan County? Are the people in that area of Texas that stupid that they would reward such an incompetent, repugnant liar after all the damage he has caused? I guessing yes.

  4. popeye Says:

    He better hope he gets elected before the trial. Once he takes the stand any hope of winning will be gone forever

  5. BadMonk Says:

    That’s a scary proposition right there…giving this propagandist wider borders with which to run his mouth of lies. More of society’s bullshit. It has no ends.

  6. Rojas Says:

    I don’t believe Swanton will ever take the stand. It’s the whole purpose of a full time PIO or spokesman, propaganda. He can say anything and not a worry about impeachment at trial.

    Swanton Running For Sheriff….
    I’m reminded of a person that sings off key but what they hear resonating in their head sounds great to them.

  7. T Hell Says:

    So… Waco was a campaign stunt? Hey Swanton aka fucktard tell me of all the hundreds (or was it thousands) of weapons you bravely confiscated from the 177 violent criminals that were hellbent on destroying civilization as we know it in Waco, exactly how much c4 and ho many grenades did you process? Anyone remember the movie “Wag The Dog”?

  8. CH Says:

    Best thing to do is GIVE TEXAS BACK TO MEXICO!

    …After all, they do seem to have the same corrupt justice system.


  9. Brad Milch Says:

    I was afraid the Waco cancer would spread. With Swanton as sheriff, business is sure to pick up for McLennan county funeral homes.

  10. Dasein Says:

    Swanton says: “although you have totally different ways from us, law enforcement did not start the melee.” Now, why would he say that? If he wasn’t challenged beforehand on that point, his preemptive declaration of innocence seems like an outright lie, straightup. Did the thought just spring from his own head, and why? Or, if he were answering an accusation, it clearly shows another possibility to all this that others have seen, and he finds it necessary to deny. A real man, when falsely accused, would be able to simply look the accuser in the eye and say nothing.
    Also, lookit all his ribbons. Wonder which one is for plunger rape. Unless it’s a “Dress” occasion, I’m going to go ahead and doubt it’s mandatory to wear all your brownie pins every single day. My experience in the military showed me that as a clear line between the jerks and the men. I don’t see his behavior so much as “off the charts self esteem”, more like narcissistic attention whore.

  11. fuckjeffgoldblum Says:

    Pure scumbag…..

  12. Tommy Says:

    I’m really not surprised to tell you the truth….Swanton is a pig that plays by his gang’s rules. Exactly the type of person that gets promoted in their organization.

  13. fuckjeffgoldblum Says:

    And I thought Kurt Sutter was the last decades worst piece of shit…

  14. Paladin Says:

    Swanton says:

    “I’m very happy where I am right now. I really love what I’m doing for the Waco Police Department. I just think I can expand and provide to a larger population with what I’m capable of doing….


    I’m as happy as a pig in shit. I love being a part of and a spokesman for a police department that ignores and whenever possible, deprives citizens (especially those from out of town) of their constitutional rights. I just think I’m too confined and if I’m elected Sheriff, I can expand my oppression of an even larger population. Folks, you have no idea of what I’m capable of doing….

    Long May You Ride (to those that deserve to),


  15. Liberty Says:

    More Fun facts on Swanton…wonder if he’ll use this in his campaign speeches.

    Fire Breaks Out At Local Metal Recycling Facility July 23

    “Smoke from the fire was visible for several miles.”

    “The fire was burning mainly in one mound of scrap including titanium, which can produce hazardous gasses when it’s burned, which gave rise to the air quality concerns.”

    Wonder if he will be fined… never mind.


  16. Brad Milch Says:

    I have to give Swanton credit where it’s due: it takes a special talent to look into the lenses of TV cameras & lie to 7 billion people globally. Not once, mind you, but several times.

    Some famous names come to mind that share that special talent with Swanton: LBJ, Nixon, Clinton (Monica Lewinsky’s cigar fuck buddy), Obama, Hitler, Stalin (to name a few).

    It’s sad Ed Sullivan is no longer with us. Ed knew talent. He’d have Swanton headlining over the Beatles in a heartbeat.

  17. Father Abraham Says:

    This guy really needs to find himself a raging wildfire to go roll around in for about half an hour…

  18. XKG Says:

    Upon Swanton’s conviction who becomes sheriff? No doubt that’s being discussed right now in Waco’s dirtiest back room.

  19. Liberty Says:

    The above link shows the Metal Recycling business owned by Swanton. He arrested people who showed up with metal if they didn’t have a receipt or proof of ownership. Nifty little side business for the Waco Swine…ton.

    That with the Goat farm he is just an all around guy.

  20. Thunderbird Says:

    FF says: “Are people in that area of Texas that stupid that they would reward such an incompetent repugnant liar after all the damage he has caused?”

    If he is elected Sheriff a better word than stupid would be gullible. This man is an actor and vain. He is not incompetent. He works for his elite bosses. He has a script to follow.

    Don’t know the community of Waco. But like most communities this size and larger people don’t know the people they elect. But they tend to believe smooth talking words from a silver tongue.

    We think we live in a free country but we are far from it. Every community has it’s own state of collective mind just like every State has it’s own state of mind.

    Evidently Waco does not like motorcycle clubs congregating there in large numbers. Don’t know if this is true but the encounter with the PD sure points to it. Justice is subjective. So is revenge. In the world we live in everything just happens. People think they control their lives but they don’t.

    What is happening in the Justice System in Waco is a stark reminder of how little control the people have in their lives. Man is a beast more deadly than any animal. Justice is an illusion that has been perpetrated on the people by the controlling classes that plays on our gullibility. The only justice in man’s world is power. This is what is playing out in Waco.

    In the old days when criminal biker gangs rode they carried their own justice. Today’s recreational biker clubs now rely on a benevolent national justice system that is an illusion.

    In answer to FF comment: Don’t rely on other people. Smell the territory and keep an open eve. We have become too soft thinking no area is hostile. Spiders are everywhere looking for the naïve butterfly. The world really hasn’t changed.

  21. knuckles82 Says:

    @Ff, yes the people of that part of Texas are that stupid if I had to generalise. Bible thumping wack jobs the lot of em. If there was justice in this world swineton would eat his gun. Also has anyone asked weather the cossacks have purged their ranks of cops and rats?

  22. Scootertrammp Says:

    @ Paladin….. Damnit man, have ya been sneakin around in my head. I was thinking along the same lines when I read that and as I scrolled down I seen ya beat me to it.. Respects to Ya.

  23. XYZ Says:

    I think someone has misinterpreted some info that appears on one of those cheesy free public records websites.

    Swanton as owner of/or holds an ownership interest in M. Lipsitz?
    What is the source of this info?


  24. ak rack Says:

    If bullshit were brass, Swanton would be a fucking millionaire. He’s got as much business being McLennan county sheriff as a pig does teaching Sunday school.

    Okay, I know . . . preaching to the choir again . . .

    Rebel, I don’t know how you keep your head from exploding following the Wacko Massacre and Clusterfuck everyday, but there’s lot of us out here who really grateful you’re willing to stay with it.

  25. Lost Cause Says:

    The top brass at the Waco PD are probably behind his campaign. Even they want to pass that (queer as a) $3 bill. Don’t worry Sgt. Swine, we’ll know to find you when it’s time to cash the rubber checks your mouth wrote.

  26. Paladin Says:


    Respects to you as well.


  27. Hans Says:

    Lost Cause,

    I agree. I think they’re dangling a big carrot; e.g, their support of him running for the sheriff’s office, as a job well done for lying and covering up their BS.


  28. VAGO 1%er Says:

    “Swanton; a dissembling, braying jackass of a man with off the charts self esteem.”

    Perfect description. Excellent qualifications for a politician’s job.

  29. rojas Says:

    XYZ I found this tidbit interesting from your link.

    “Deaconson, a former McLennan County prosecutor, said there have been maybe three or four examining trials conducted in McLennan County in the past 30 years. He added that with the Michael Morton Act, which requires prosecutors to provide defendants and their attorneys with all evidence, including favorable evidence, against them, examining trials are not needed unless defendants are in jail and seeking another way out.”

    The inherent problem being that the DA and his staff has shown no inclination to comply with the MMA.In fact they announced in open court that they had no intention of complying.

    “Prosecutor Mark Parker told the judge that the state has every intention of complying with the rules of discovery but said the case is complex, is still under investigation and forensic testing is ongoing. He said the DA’s office will comply with discovery, but had not intended on doing so in “piecemeal fashion” one case at a time.”

    That’s one big fuck you to the people of Texas from Mclennon County. The Michael Morton Act passed unanimously by the Texas House and Senate in 2013. It was a clear directive to DAs of the State that people were fed up with the Two Stepping around Brady that was resulting in convictions of the innocent.

    It apparently has not occurred to the wholly men that run the county down there that bearing false witness is a sin even if thy neighbor wears a patch that states they reject the laws of Caesar. The Baylor folks have stood mute on the closet fucking coalition that the DA refers to as “our gang”.

  30. RVN69 Says:

    For some reason when I read Rebel’s article, the song “Send in the Clown’s” kept running thru my head.
    Waco sure has an abundance of them.


  31. Liberty Says:

    xyz… Thank you and good catch.

    Sorry I did not vet source of that info and can’t verify. Will be more careful.

    Rebel you can remove my post if appropriate.

  32. martythe3 Says:

    The Morton Act was passed due to a judge (Ken Anderson) hiding evidence when he was a DA that would have shown the defendant was innocent. Morton spent 25 years in prison.

    Anderson got a whopping 10 days in jail for it.

    So you think justice lives in Texas?

    Justice is dead.

  33. Rashomon Says:

    This flies in the face of the Peter Principal – he has already reached his maximum level of incompetence. No need to promote him any further.

  34. david Says:

    Church-going, FBI-trained Sgt. Swineton, City of Waco “Minister of Propaganda”, feels limited to city limits, and said he has “so much more to offer”.

    From the fascist playbook this liar follows while playing HIS game :

    “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” — Joseph Goebbels

    “Think of the PRESS as a ‘great keyboard’ on which the government can play.” — Goebbels

    “That propaganda is good which leads to success…It is NOT propaganda’s task to be intelligent, its task is to lead to success.” — Goebbels

    “The propagandist’s PURPOSE is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human.” — Aldous Huxley

    Christian Swineton follows his preachers orders, as well as Pig-Dept., to run for sheriff since christians falsely believe they act in the name of God, and the pig-dept. gang think they ARE God.

  35. Zorro Says:

    Please forgive me for being cynical when there is so much good information on this blog. That said…I have a question?

    Is Swanton’s first name Patsy?

    Who is handing this clown his script? He is a Sargent and is going to run for Sheriff because he is so good at telling lies to the people who pay his salary. A true asset to the proud people of Waco. Talk about dishonoring an oath to protect , serve and abide by the rules of society. I hope to see him name on the menu of the Waco annual BBQ as “main coarse”

  36. Liberty Says:

    XYZ… Good link.

    “Forbes rated Waco in north central Texas as one of the worst places for business and careers. It ranked Waco at No. 195 among the 200 cities rated and said that only 20 percent of Waco adults has a college degree.”

    Stupid people are just gonna be stupid.

    I hope the Sheriff who is well liked (by the people of Waco) and Swanton have a knock down drag out campaign that airs all their dirty laundry in public.

    One can hope that they attack each other over the handling of the Twin Peaks Massacre.

  37. Simple Man Says:

    This is the classic political attempt to coverup a fuckup, by promotion. This guy and those who lead this operation are as guilty and as qualified to be Sheriff as Charles Manson and his followers. When you plan, provoke, promote, and carry out mass murder, I just don’t agree you should run for Sheriff. It just doesn’t seem healthy to the community. And the “You ain’t from around here, are you boy. So, I think we’re just going to kill you all” mentality is a bit over the anti-social behavior classification of psychopath. And now especially, with a gleaming smile of satisfaction on his face of what he has recently been involved in, is grossly inappropriate. Please tell me, his campaign treasurers’ nickname isn’t Tex?

  38. Raw Power Says:

    So this is an excellent opportunity for a Biker to become Sheriff (Don’t laugh) of this “county in need”. A good Sheriff can be a very powerful deterrent to Tyranny and a valuable asset to Freedom. An honorable person could plan on the grassroots support of people from all over the country to donate time and money to his campaign. Local elections are about boots on the ground and hard work…This is a golden opportunity laid at the feet of true freedom loving people everywhere. While I am not a Biker I have a great deal of respect for people who resist Tyranny openly and proudly. By the way, Great website.

  39. Wolfenlover Says:

    Raw Power, “grate” speech.HAW HAW HAW! Maybe you should run. Come back when you’re OLDER, boy.

    I don’t usually wish bad on people, but, I hope Swineton gets herpies,
    scabies,shingles,emphysema, leukemia, diarrhea,projectile vomiting,
    AND an unreachable itch in his asshole within the next 24 hours!
    HERE’S TO YOU, SWINETON, ya fuck!

  40. Raw Power Says:

    My fault for giving a shit.

  41. Wolfenlover Says:

    Raw Power, I know you were well intentioned, BUT, did you read ANY of the articles Rebel wrote about this shit in WACO?! You think a BIKER would have
    a chance at running for Sheriff?! More like running for their life, boy!
    That was what set me off about your post. Just another “Here is how it gets
    done”, CLUELESS sheople!
    You may give a shit, but why don’t you get more informed before you come
    to a site that has people with at least 40 years more experience than
    what you evidently have, before you espouse your grand knowledge &
    experience in life?!

    RESPECTS Rebel & to the real regulars

  42. MEC Says:

    A guy with great public exposure running against an incumbent with the same. It sounds like he positioning himself for a successful run when the current sheriff retires.

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