Apparently Sons of Anarchy will still be on television for another week. An episode will air tonight and a week from now. Probably next week’s episode has already been written, filmed and edited so it is probably too late to make suggestions. Let’s make one anyway. How about if next week every member of the cast and crew dies on live television while imitating the male model gasoline fight in Zoolander. Nooooooooo! Boooooom!
Sons of Anarchy has perfected the scam of commoditizing motorcycle outlaw memes and even though the show is ending the scam must go on. So starting this Friday fans of the show can bid on stuff the janitors collected after the production shut down. ScreenBid.com will be auctioning off about 750 show related items. You, or somebody you know, might want to hang some of this crap on your wall.
A partial list of items to be auctioned includes:
Chibs’ Motorcycle Helmet, “the actual black bike helmet worn by Chibs during the series run of SOA, road-worn and pretty much priceless.” Kyle Hobart’s Melted Back Tattoo described as, “You don’t leave SAMCRO, not with your ink attached, evidenced by this prop from the fifth episode of ‘Sons.’” John Teller’s Burned Manuscript described as, “Jax thought better of burning his late father’s manuscript, barely rescuing it from the fire. Here’s that screen-used prop.”
But wait! There’s more!
Bobby’s Eyeball. “August Marks’ crew did one hell of a number on our beloved SAMCRO brother Bobby, gouging out his eye (this eye) and shipping it off to SAMCRO in a Tupperware container.” Tara’s Death Fork. “This is the rubber prop used by Gemma to brutally murder Tara at the end of season six.” The SOA Gavel. “Yes, THE gavel, closing business in SAMCRO’s chapel at the end of every session of church. Only two exist, and only this one can be yours.” Jax’s Rubber .45 Springfield. “Jax’s custom Springfield .45 was the character’s go-to sidearm for much of SOA, and here we have one of the two rubber props used in the show.” Jax’s SOA Helmet. “Priceless. That’s the best word for this screen-used bike helmet worn by Jax.”
But we’re about to offer you even more!
Jax’s Crash Harley. “Anytime Jax and his Harley needed to crash, this non-working motorcycle (a 1998 Dyna Superglide) was used, and now it can go home with you.” Jax’s “SO” and “NS” Rings. “These are the production (non-screen) used rings Jax wore.” Jax’s White Nikes. “Being president of SAMCRO can be bloody hard work, as evidenced by this pair of Jax’s white Nike Air Force Ones.” SOA Redwood Original Cut. “Screen-used SAMCRO leather cut, about as close as you’ll ever get to being patched as a Redwood Original.” Otto’s Signed Plea Deal. “At more than one point, Otto was ready to sell out SAMCRO. Here’s a copy of the plea deal that called for Otto to give up the Real IRA, the Galindo Cartel, Clay, Bobby, and basically everyone else. Signed by Assistant U.S. District Attorney Lincoln Potter. Also included are actual legal papers covering the rights of prisoners from the Office of the U.S. Attorney. A framable item from the SOA set.” And, even “Juice’s Medical Marijuana ID Card,” which actually doesn’t look anything like a California medical marijuana “Physician’s Statement.”
The opening bid on everything is $100. The auction closes December 10, the morning after the series finale, at 9 a.m. Pacific Time.